Lane Kiffin (HC Ole/Young Miss & Twitter Troll King)

[Dryden]

vBet idea: What will be Lane Kiffin's job two years from now?

Head coach of the Packers, Cowboys, Steelers, Giants, or some-such.

I mean, he's 12-21 combined as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders and Tennessee Vols, so an actual 8 or 9 win season should be enough to land one of the most prestigious coaching spots in all the sport.

 

[Frohlich]

I am going to pull my boss aside and ask for the Lane Kiffin package (underperform, talk like I know what the hell is going on, piss people off and then get promoted). Wish me luck!!!!!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That confirms it was a bad hire then. Hooley is garbage.

Yup.

 

[BuckeyeBill]

I am going to pull my boss aside and ask for the Lane Kiffin package (underperform, talk like I know what the hell is going on, [censored] people off and then get promoted). Wish me luck!!!!!

I think you're a little late. I think UT already got the "Lane Kiffin package". They may not be walking right for awhile.

 

[localyokel]

Head coach of the Packers, Cowboys, Steelers, Giants, or some-such.

I mean, he's 12-21 combined as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders and Tennessee Vols, so an actual 8 or 9 win season should be enough to land one of the most prestigious coaching spots in all the sport.

This has all come as a terrible disappointment to me.

Given my complete lack of any coaching experience whatsoever, had Kiffin declined the position, I'm told I was next on USC's list.

Oh, well, there's always that other offer if RR bolts...

 

[fourteenandoh]

Kiffin to Volquest. Will you miss needling Urban Meyer? "No, it's good. Now I can do it and not get fined for it."


This guy is unbelievable

 

[Dryden]

Kiffin to Volquest. Will you miss needling Urban Meyer? "No, it's good. Now I can do it and not get fined for it."

I don't care who you are, that's funny right thar.

 

[Dryden]

vBet idea: What will be Lane Kiffin's job two years from now?

Apparently he's getting Conan's job ...

 

[MaxBuck]

I am going to pull my boss aside and ask for the Lane Kiffin package ...

Based on what his wife looks like, and what an ass Kiffin is, I don't think your boss is in a position to provide you with the "Lane Kiffin package." Unless you work for a plastic surgeon.

 

[sepia5]

No matter what it is... the ending has to do with his wife.

Duh.

I mean, he does have that one thing going for him.

A solid prenup?

 

[NFBuck]

Why does he always have this same stupid look on his face?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Why does he always have this same stupid look on his face?

Because he's an asshole.

God puts that look on their face to let you know their coming.

 

[AKAK]

Why does he always have this same stupid look on his face?

Probably because Monte always has that backhand ready to wipe the usual smug look off his face.

 

[Dryden]

Why does he always have this same stupid look on his face?

 

[Gatorubet]

I can see the USC Kiffin hire.

With concerns over a disruption in the program from coaching health problems arising from stresses that Head Coaches face, hiring a full-on sociopath should take that whole issue off the table.