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Isn't this like a $2 steak?

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Misanthrope

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I don't think I even want to know what a $4 hooker looks like.

NEW CASTLE, Pa. - Police charged a 19-year-old woman with selling sexual favors to two elderly men for $4 and $6 each. Stacy L. Kendall, 71-year-old William R. Claypool and 83-year-old Carmen A. Nocera were arrested just outside New Castle on Friday.

Claypool paid Kendall $4 for a sexual favor and Nocera paid $6, police said.

That Claypool guy must drive a hard bargain.




http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0802sexfavors-CR.html
 
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"God vomited and there was Jackie"
 
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She hangs around the MCL cafeteria and offers AARP discounts on hand-jobs.

She hopes to eventually work her way up to truck stops - but she'll have to put on another 20 pounds to be able to compete "at the next level". She feels that at ther current weight of 210 she won't stand up to the daily pounding she'll take from the over-the-road crew.
Making hopefully 20 or 30 bucks a trick instead of 5, she might be able to afford to get her teeth straightened - both of them.

If you're over 70 and you're still horny enough to get a prostitute, should that really be a crime?
 
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NightmaresDad said:
She hangs around the MCL cafeteria and offers AARP discounts on hand-jobs.

She hopes to eventually work her way up to truck stops - but she'll have to put on another 20 pounds to be able to compete "at the next level". She feels that at ther current weight of 210 she won't stand up to the daily pounding she'll take from the over-the-road crew.
Making hopefully 20 or 30 bucks a trick instead of 5, she might be able to afford to get her teeth straightened - both of them.

If you're over 70 and you're still horny enough to get a prostitute, should that really be a crime?
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haha.
 
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Had a summer job once where I worked with a guy who would pickup prostitutes in Mansfield for very little money (presumably they were crackheads). He told me a story once about the time he got the greatest BJ in the world from a toothless pro for two McDonald's cheeseburgers (still wondering how in the world one can eat a cheeseburger without teeth - she should've went with a shake)
 
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