scarletandgrey
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
Why Math is taught in School---- (Written By A Very Wise Man)
I was riding to w! ork yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in frontof a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the
shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982
cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is
not bumper-to-bumper.
I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to
something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically,
female! s drive half of these.
That's 18,000 Women drivers! In any given group of females 1 in 28 has
PMS. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70 percent describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institutes of Health ,22 percent of all
females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34 percent describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5 percent of all females
carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
consid ered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? I think not......
I was riding to w! ork yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in frontof a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the
shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982
cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is
not bumper-to-bumper.
I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to
something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically,
female! s drive half of these.
That's 18,000 Women drivers! In any given group of females 1 in 28 has
PMS. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70 percent describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institutes of Health ,22 percent of all
females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34 percent describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5 percent of all females
carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
consid ered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? I think not......