i'm such a f'ing dummy

[iambrutus]

last thursday night i went to play basketball with some buddies of mine (used to play every wednesday night about 3 years ago - before full time job, ect). i ended up rolling my ankle after landing on some guys foot. i couldn't walk on friday morning so my wife drove me to the hospital, and i ended up getting crutches and finding out that i severely tore several ligaments in my foot and ankle. i spent the weekend in Columbus, wifey was in a wedding, so i was the gimpy guy on crutches in the suit! it had a be a fucking funny site. today the foot/ankle is still swollen, and is now starting to bruise!

just thought i would share, so that you guys could have an easy target to pick on..

 

[gregorylee]

Dude,

Why did you go to the wedding, you had such an out. You could have spent that time so much better sitting at the hotel bar nursing your wounds!

 

[BuckBackHome]

Homo! I had to do it since Thump is probably busy viewing his septic kingdom.

I had a buddy in high school who broke his leg and still went to the homecoming dance. He wore dress sweats. I hope you had a pair.

 

[exhawg]

My ankles are so bad that I have to wear braces every time I play any sport. On the bright side I don't have anything left to damage in my ankle so it gets better in a couple days when I tweak it.

 

[Thump]

iambrutus,

I thought you were golfing this past weekend?

How does the fact that your ankle is swollen look any different than the rest of your body? Isn't it swollen as well?

Real men would just tape an aspirin to the ankle, take a salt tablet, and then go play ice hockey and some roller derby.

Homo.

 

[iambrutus]

iambrutus,

I thought you were golfing this past weekend?

How does the fact that your ankle is swollen look any different than the rest of your body? Isn't it swollen as well?

Real men would just tape an aspirin to the ankle, take a salt tablet, and then go play ice hockey and some roller derby.

Homo.

i had every intention to play golf saturday AM before the wedding (even had a 724 tee time @ The Golf Club of Dublin that i had to cancel). But that didn't happen.

yes the rest of my body is swollen, but kankle is even more swollen than before.

 

[exhawg]

Last year I rolled my ankle right before I teed off on the first hole. Fuckers put a hole in the ground right next to the tee box. I got up and still walked all 9 holes. That's hardly a reason to miss golf iamhomo. :p

 

[Thump]

Last year I rolled my ankle right before I teed off on the first hole. Fuckers put a hole in the ground right next to the tee box. I got up and still walked all 9 holes. That's hardly a reason to miss golf iamhomo. :p

I didn't know they let fat fucks like you two on golf courses.

 

[iambrutus]

fat fucks like me would crush you on a golf course, both physically and on the score card

 

[Thump]

fat fucks like me would crush you on a golf course, both physically and on the score card

You probably would beat me on the scorecard the way I've been playing lately. :(

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

so are you saying you have cankles now brutus?

 

[iambrutus]

well sorta, its only the right one

 

[NightmaresDad]

Way to go!...you f****ng dummy.

 

[Misanthrope]

fat fucks like me would crush you on a golf course, both physically and on the score card

Further proof of my theory that golf is a game, not a sport.

I finally gave up pick-up basketball games after spraining both ankles and breaking an index finger, in a span of less than 2 years.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Will you still be attending the BP outing? you can still show up and get ripped with SIMV.