When are they going to realize that baseball would be much more interesting if they would invent some kind of rapid-pitching cannon, and have a guy out there with a bucket of balls (most of them are baseballs) and he loads the cannon and fires balls at a rate of anywhere between 30 bpm (balls per minute) and 120 bpm. Called strikes wouldn't count, of course, as no one would expect him to hit any of the first three pitches. But maybe he gets a three-second time-limit. Or a shot-clock.
Maybe there ought not be a catcher, either. Or maybe there is, but he isn't expected to catch any of the pitches. He just gets one of those couch-cushions the little-league umpires get, and he hides behind it until the three seconds are up.