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DEBuckeye

It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
Peter King, of Sports Illustrated, sometimes includes in his online column a list of "Ten Things I Think I Think". So....

-I think that when food is dropped on the floor, the "5 second rule" should apply only in your own home.
-I think that Sandra Bullock is one of the most beautiful women alive.
-I think that most people in the state of Delaware drive like idiots.
-I think that even though Americans may be tired of republican leadership, the democrats are setting themselves up for a fall in 2008 by being belligerent now.
-I think that anyone who could intentionally hurt a child or a puppy is a heartless bastard.
-I think I'll go to Arby's for lunch today.
-I think there's nothing better for dinner than a big, fat, juicy steak and a great bottle of cabernet sauvignon.
-I think that many people take themselves too seriously.
-I think that football season (autumn) is the best time of the year.
-I think that more people in this country should behave themselves and act like adults, or step up and take responsibility for their actions.
 
- I think that there aren't many things better than sitting on the front porch with a cold beer after a long day at work.
- I think Hootie and the Blowfish are to blame for the deterioration of ESPiN. Ever since the SportsCenter crew appeared in that stupid video, ESPiN has progressively gotten worse.
- I think actors should stick to acting, porn stars should stick to porn, models should stick to modeling and musicians should stick to music.
- I think people of my generation will have a very hard time retiring; at any age.
- I think it's a sad commentary on society that Paris Hilton is one of the most popular human beings alive, considering she has no real talent whatsoever.
- I think I need to spray the weeds in my yard before they take over the entire lawn.
- I think there are dirtbags and nice people everywhere; knowing the difference between the two is the key to success.
- I think breast implants are over-rated.
- I think the NHL is in a lot more trouble than any of the owners or players realize.
- I think football season starts 7 weeks from tomorrow! :osu:
 
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jcfiesta said:
I think I saw Paris Hilton perform a very special talent.


Special, and no doubt wonderful, but not exactly unique...

I have seen Paris, and I have also hogged fat chicks who could pull a bowling ball through garden hose. Most all chicks can do it, to do it well is special.
 
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gregorylee said:
Special, and no doubt wonderful, but not exactly unique...

I have seen Paris, and I have also hogged fat chicks who could pull a bowling ball through garden hose. Most all chicks can do it, to do it well is special.
I think the woman I will be marrying next year is special.
I think that after I say "I do" she will stop being so special.
 
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I think this is a brilliant idea for a thread.
I think I can really have a lot of fun writing what "I think."
I think people will start reading my list, get bored, and skip my list.
I think I don't really care.
I think my list has the potential to be very long.
I think DEBuckeye is going to regret starting this thread by the time I'm done with my list.
I think I'm hungry.
I think I do not like Midget Porn.
I think Ohio State-Michigan is the greatest rivalry in all of sports.
I think Pam Anderson is overrated.
I think The Beatles are/were overrated.
I think Justin Zwick is better than Todd Boeckman.
I think its funny to hear people whine and complain - unless I'm the one whining and complaining.
I think the humor in hearing people whine and complain is the reason I wanted the Red Sox to lose to the Yankees last year.
I think I need to find a new team to root against, now that the Red Sox can't whine and complain.
I think it's still funny when Red Sox fans still find a way to whine and complain.
I think Baseball Simulator 2,000 is the greatest video game ever.
I think George Bush should nominate whoever the hell he wants for the Supreme Court, and any other courts, and not give a rat's ass what anyone in the Senate or the media has to say about it.
I think the courts, in general, have way too much power.
I think I'd want to be on the Supreme Court.
I think I'll never be on the Supreme Court.
I think booing college athletic kids for bad game judgement or otherwise bad performance is very bad taste. (I must admit that I've probably been guilty of this.)
I think booing the referees' bad judgement is acceptable.
I think booing a coach's decision is acceptable.
I think Bionic Commando for the original Nintendo is the greatest video game ever.
I think booing college athletic kids for bad everyday judgement is acceptable.
I think people should quit looking for excuses and own up to your mistakes.
I think if you're in the wrong lane to turn right, you shouldn't shut down the intersection just so you can inch your way over to the right lane. Get off your high horse, go the wrong way, and turn around.
I think a big problem with many kids comes from bad parenting.
I think good parenting does not guarantee, though, good kids.
I think I can't wait until September 3.
I think I'm still pretty unhappy my buddy is making me go to his wedding on September 10.
I think most Cleveland fans are not good fans.
I think cornhole might possibly be the greatest game ever invented.
I think this :groove: is hilarious.
I think Tibor is funny.
I think I don't want Tibor in my house.
I think my house kicks ass.
I think my basement kicks ass.
I think there should be a beer vendor at work.
I think he should also sell buffalo wings.
I think BW3 (now called Buffalo Wild Wings) is the greatest bar ever.
I think QB1 is a great game.
I think if you didn't vote in the last election, you shouldn't be allowed to complain about the results.
I think if you don't know where you're going, you should pull over and figure it out.
I think if you don't know where you're going, you should not park in the middle of the road and figure it out.
I think if you run/jog/walk, you should not run/jog/walk in the street if there's a sidewalk.
I think if you run/jog/walk, you should at least TRY to run/jog/walk along streets that have sidewalks.
I think that USC in 2004 was the most overrated team in the country.
I think that USC in 2004 was the best team in the country.
I think that if USC was as good as the media claimed they were, they should have been able to cure cancer, colonize Mars (or at least the moon), stop the London terrorist attacks last week, and get Matt Leinart elected president of the world.
I think crossword puzzles are too hard for me.
I think Super Tecmo Bowl for Super Nintendo was the best video game ever.
I think no one is actually going to read all this.
I think that even I will actually read all this.
Where am I?
I think football season is the best time of year.
I think Ohio State is going to be awesome this year.
I think I should be done, now.
 
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I think I'm a retard for reading all of Zurp's post
I think I would like to punch Toby Kieth in the mouth for all of the dumb ass songs he sings
I think Toby Kieth would kick my ass though
I think I'm gonna get drunk tonight
I think I'm gonna get drunk tomorrow at the golf outing
I think I'm gonna out drink FKA and all of his buddies
 
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scarletandgrey said:
I think that i'm extremely bored at work
I think I am too
I think I'll have to leave really early today it work doesn't pick up
I think learning how to play chess was a good use of my bored time at work
I think I still suck really bad at chess, but I had no clue how to play 2 weeks ago
I think I can't wait to golf tomorrow
I think anyone who isn't golfing tomorrow is a homo j/k
I think anyone who schedules a wedding in Ohio the weekend of an OSU game is a moron
I think I'll have another beer
I think I want Chipotle for dinner tonight
I think my foursome has a decent chance to win tomorrow, but it seems everyone thinks that about their foursome.
 
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