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scarletandgrey

scarletandgrey

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
I don't know if you people know this or not but it's as cold as Hiliary Clinton's vagina outside right now. And since it's really cold outside our very modernly bulit in 1942 facility's pipes have decided to freeze-up in which I was just informed.

So here's the problem. I ate some skyline for lunch which has bestowed upon me the need to "Take the Browns to the Super Bowl" in a really bad way and I don't get off of work until 5:00. any suggestions?
 
scarletandgrey;743312; said:
I don't know if you people know this or not but it's as cold as Hiliary Clinton's vagina outside right now. And since it's really cold outside our very modernly bulit in 1942 facility's pipes have decided to freeze-up in which I was just informed.

So here's the problem. I ate some skyline for lunch which has bestowed upon me the need to "Take the Browns to the Super Bowl" in a really bad way and I don't get off of work until 5:00. any suggestions?
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Put on your coat and find the nearest McDonalds.
 
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scarletandgrey;743312; said:
I don't know if you people know this or not but it's as cold as Hiliary Clinton's vagina outside right now. And since it's really cold outside our very modernly bulit in 1942 facility's pipes have decided to freeze-up in which I was just informed.

So here's the problem. I ate some skyline for lunch which has bestowed upon me the need to "Take the Browns to the Super Bowl" in a really bad way and I don't get off of work until 5:00. any suggestions?
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Take a shit anyways.

That's why you have janitors.
 
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scarletandgrey;743312; said:
I don't know if you people know this or not but it's as cold as Hiliary Clinton's vagina outside right now. And since it's really cold outside our very modernly bulit in 1942 facility's pipes have decided to freeze-up in which I was just informed.

So here's the problem. I ate some skyline for lunch which has bestowed upon me the need to "Take the Browns to the Super Bowl" in a really bad way and I don't get off of work until 5:00. any suggestions?
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If it wasn't the browns it wouldn't be such a problem to get there!!! But i think that i have to go with what Thump said. (nevermind that)
 
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scarletandgrey;743312; said:
I don't know if you people know this or not but it's as cold as Hiliary Clinton's vagina outside right now. And since it's really cold outside our very modernly bulit in 1942 facility's pipes have decided to freeze-up in which I was just informed.

So here's the problem. I ate some skyline for lunch which has bestowed upon me the need to "Take the Browns to the Super Bowl" in a really bad way and I don't get off of work until 5:00. any suggestions?
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If you were an Astronaut, you'd have diapers. :rofl:

But no, seriously, when nature calls, you gotta answer. Handle your "business".
 
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perhaps you should start keeping these handy:

oopsicrappedmypants.jpg
 
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