I had sex with Drew Barrymore...

[Oh8ch]

In my wife's dream.

Not MY dream - her damn dream.

This happens all the time. She has dreams about me fooling around. I don't get any pleasure out of it and in the morning she is pissed at me. She wont even describe the dream in detail.

I NEVER get laid in my dreams. This sucks.

 

[CCI]

In my wife's dream.

Not MY dream - her damn dream.

This happens all the time. She has dreams about me fooling around. I don't get any pleasure out of it and in the morning she is pissed at me. She wont even describe the dream in detail.

I NEVER get laid in my dreams. This sucks.

damm that has to suck

Also no grind on in da mornig, in her dream ask her if u said Drew was good

tell her CCI wants to know

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

oh8ch... can you take a punch? if you can, ask your wife if you were any good... and how did Drew like it?

 

[scooter1369]

Damn. That sucks. At least you got laid by a celeb, and not one of her friends at the gym. That kind of thing would inspire my wife to roll over on top of me and prove she's #1.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Maybe her dreaming about you having sex with other women is a repressed urge from her subconcious to have a hot threesome with you and another chick.

Hey, if you can take a punch, like NJ said, it's worth a shot....

I had a gf in college who used to dream about me having sex with chicks from her sorority. There was a point where I thought we were almost heading into threesome territory, but no luck.

 

[BB73]

Based on the title of the thread, I was going to say that whacking off while watching one of her movies doesn't count. But you didn't even get that close!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I hope it wasn't the Drew Barrymore from ET... she was alittle young back then

 

[BB73]

I hope it wasn't the Drew Barrymore from ET... she was alittle young back then

You've got to wait till they're a little older before they get your fire started.

 

[The KSB]

I sure hope she dreamed that you used protection in your dream. 'Cause I think everybody has had a turn with Drew.

 

[BB73]

I sure hope she dreamed that you used protection in your dream. 'Cause I think everybody has had a turn with Drew.

If he wasn't safe, could he get a vSTD like vHIV?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

If he wasn't safe, could he get a vSTD like vHIV?

If you need to get tested I know a place where you can get it done... just tell them your name is Ron Mexico and you shouldn't have any problems getting in.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

You've got to wait till they're a little older before they get your fire started.

I got it! (even if nobody else did...)

 

[gbearbuck]

sorry to hear that... I wonder what a shrink would say about this... any shrinks on the board?

 

[ScriptOhio]

sorry to hear that... I wonder what a shrink would say about this... any shrinks on the board?

I'm not a shrink, but mine "shrunk" after sex with my wife the other night. Everytime I see the commercial for the product that warns you: "If your erection lasts more than 4 hours (I wish) you should contact your doctor", maybe I should get some of that stuff!!!

 

[BB73]

I'm not a shrink, but mine "shrunk" after sex with my wife the other night.

Does that mean it went from tiny to microscopic?