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History Channel: From Hitler to Hysteria

Jake

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  • When they first started up it was all Hitler, all the time on the History Channel. Now it seems they have gone end-of-the-world on us. Tonight? Two hours of how Nostradamus and the Mayan calendar jive to predict the end of the world in 2012. But if that doesn't come true, we have the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse from the Bible to scare the hell out of you for the next 2 hours, and they are all occurring right now.

    Oh, the humanity! :sob:

    Of course, it's possible that the Mayan calendar, Nostradamus and the Bible are just a bunch of scary tales written by people on some really good drugs, but what else are you gonna watch on a cold Sunday night in February?
     
    I've had many discussions with my friends regarding this same subject.

    Simply awful.

    Their new slogan? "History happens every day" (something like that). Oh yeah? Then report it!

    Lazy documentaries and series now. They don't actually report on historic events, instead they cover conspiracies or speculation. I'm tired of seeing people talking about spotting UFO's or some monster.

    I like Cities of the Underworld (though, it's going downhill) and of course Modern Marvels are still great, but outside of that...it's been rubbish on the History Channel. :(
     
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    Monsterquest has a cool concept. Been a couple of good ones, but the show feels like two neighbors talking over a fence about ghost/fish stories. I like the history channel for the most part though.
     
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    A Bit Of History

    The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

    They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor"
    But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...........they "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.

    Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell . .. the bride carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

    Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"

    Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs "

    There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

    The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt... Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

    (Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

    In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.

    Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

    Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

    Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the "upper crust."

    Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

    England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer...

    ...Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !
     
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    See... this is why there is Military History Channel now... you know, for the actual good stuff.

    The bad one is really TLC that went from "Mongol Hoarde: Storm from the East" to "John and Kate Plus 8"

    I mean, at least in Mayan Calendar stuff, you get to learn about Mayans.
     
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    Once every two months or so I go through the guide and record shows that look interesting that I haven't seen yet from the history/discovery/etc. channels as far ahead as the guide will go. Most of it is repetitive but you find a few new ones every once in a while. This isn't quite the list that Script put together, but two things that I remember off the top of my head that were both amazing to me:

    • T-Rex may not have been a predator after all. A lot of recent evidence points to it possibly being a scavenger.
    • It has been rumored that Genghis Khan, the ruthless Mongolian leader of the 12th/13th centuries slept with some mind boggling number of women. Recent scientific progress allowed them to perform a DNA test on asians with ancestral lines from the region and found that something crazy like 8% of them had the same male ancestor from sometime around 800 years ago.
    There's a few good ones on Wealth TV too (the Rome ones are limited but awesome there).
     
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    BigJim;1690341; said:
    • It has been rumored that Genghis Khan, the ruthless Mongolian leader of the 12th/13th centuries slept with some mind boggling number of women. Recent scientific progress allowed them to perform a DNA test on asians with ancestral lines from the region and found that something crazy like 8% of them had the same male ancestor from sometime around 800 years ago.
    That was on "Ancients Behaving Badly". That was a good series.

    TLC is just as bad as the History Channel (now the Future Channel, apparently). No actual "Learning" going on there anymore. Everything is about addicts, midgets or multiples.

    My latest infotainment kick is actually on HGTV. I just caught on to Holmes on Homes a few months ago. It's not a decorating or house flipping show and I'm actually learning something useful for when I finally own a home (hopefully in the next 1-2 years).
     
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    I think the "good stuff" may have gone to History International, though I must confess, the History channel is still one of my "go to" channels even if it's showing the kind of stuff people are complaining about here. It beats the shit out of "Who wants to be a douche bag" or whatever the hell the networks have on these days.
     
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    AKAKBUCK;1690334; said:
    See... this is why there is Military History Channel now... you know, for the actual good stuff.

    The bad one is really TLC that went from "Mongol Hoarde: Storm from the East" to "John and Kate Plus 8"

    I mean, at least in Mayan Calendar stuff, you get to learn about Mayans.

    Exactly. I only tune to the history channel with something actually historical is on instead of the world is going to end bullshit.
     
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