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Guilty Pleasure..MTV Real World

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Taosman

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Aaaah! The Guilty Pleasure of MTV's Real World!
Svetlana is pornstar smokin!
No good pics, yet.
How much fun is it to watch those kids get stupid drunk and fight every night?
Won't they ever learn that getting stupid drunk is.......well......stupid?:biggrin:
 
Taosman said:
Aaaah! The Guilty Pleasure of MTV's Real World!
Svetlana is pornstar smokin!
No good pics, yet.
How much fun is it to watch those kids get stupid drunk and fight every night?
Won't they ever learn that getting stupid drunk is.......well......stupid?:biggrin:
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Yes she is!!!! Hopefully she gets stupid drunk enough that a few of her pics end up in the RR
 
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They have become so over the top lately it's just plain awesome. I love when the locals give them shit and they end up getting in fights. Honesty, apart from different locations, it's getting harder and harder to tell the different casts apart.
 
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Like a nightmare that you can't wake up from and keep having, like, seventeen times, The Real World is back for another year of drunken sluttery. Meet the new kids. Same as the old kids. Svetlana has a boyfriend she'll cheat on and boobs she will display. Paula is bulimic. Tyler is gay. Janelle is of mixed race and hopes people will accept her. John is a jokey meathead. Zach is a Jewfroed nice guy. Jose is Latino and buys houses. Hurricane Katrina ruins the introductions...they're all marooned on the Keys before even getting to the house. Luckily, while New Orleans drowned, the kids all survived. Priorities! Svetlana and Tyler ride in a puddle-jumper. Svetie is scared. She airs out her vagina. I'm not kidding. The house. It's yellow and tacky and Florida-y and horrible and, of course, absolutely gorgeous. The kids move in, chose rooms, swim, and then go out drinking. Paula cries to Zach while everyone else has fun. She's a basket case. Awesome! Svetlana talks to her jealous boyfriend on the phone; she and Zach are getting close. Svetlana and Paula bond over their warped body images. Nothing. Happens. And then happens again. There is no flow to the episode. Svetlana and John take some sort of nap together. My cable goes out for a minute. Good. The kids go out to the clubs again. My cable stops while Svetlana is getting jealous of John paying attention to Paula. But then Paula runs off while my cable is down and suddenly Paula and John are fighting in the van and Paula has a panic attack and everyone is concerned about her. Mostly, I'm just concerned because...OH MY GOD YAWN!:slappy:
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Svetlana............
svetlana.jpg
 
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