Girls are dirty and have cooties...

[iambrutus]

yucky

Bacteria are far more abundant at people's desks than office restrooms, and it's the work areas of the fairer sex that harbor the most germs.
Women have three to four times the number of bacteria in, on and around their desks, phones, computers, keyboards, drawers and personal items as men do, according to a new study from University of Arizona germ guru Charles Gerba, professor of soil, water and environmental sciences.

 

[buckeyefool]

yucky

whores

 

[OCBucksFan]

whores

Dirty whores.

 

[coastalbuck]

Finally, scientific evidence, I've been saying that for years...

 

[Shoeless Joe]

woman will say they are cleaner even after reading this

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Dirty whores.

Some of us prefer to be called "dirty pirate hookers."

 

[scooter1369]

Some of us prefer to be called "dirty pirate hookers."

You were supposed to keep that between us, Ryn. Damn.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Some of us prefer to be called "dirty pirate hookers."

If you pose nude, I'll change your grade.

 

[methomps]

If you pose nude, I'll change your grade.

To some, he offers the carrot. To others, the stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Believe me, you get naked and I'll change your grade too... I don't know how the fuck you got an A anyway.

 

[methomps]

Believe me, you get naked and I'll change your grade too... I don't know how the fuck you got an A anyway.

You don't write papers and take tests for 85 people without retaining a little knowledge.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You don't write papers and take tests for 85 people without retaining a little knowledge.

 

[Taosman]

It's cause they pick their noses all the time!

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

yucky

Of course all us guys knew this way back in 4th grade, but no one ever believed us. I am vindicated. Fully.

Now...how do I break this to the wife?

 

[iambrutus]

Of course all us guys knew this way back in 4th grade, but no one ever believed us. I am vindicated. Fully.

Now...how do I break this to the wife?

print the story and slap it down on the table in front of her all dramatically and say "ha! see i was right all along"

then whip out your business and tell her to chew it