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Favorite Girl Scout Cookie (Merged)

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Girl Scout Cookies

It's that time of year aginn (Go Teddy!) when those little girls come to your house and harass you to no end. And eventually you have to take money out of your 401k to pay for all those damn boxes of cookies that you bought from 40+ girls in green.

Not only do I have them coming to my home, but these girls have converted their parents into cookie salesman at work and I'm forced once again to buy those sweet treasures.

Then soon I will build up an addiction to thin mints, and in a few months, when all of those little boxes have all been devoured, I will be forced to set around for 10 months with migraines, getting thinner and thinner by the minute. Wait, they sell cookies at the store?

The End.
 
So my mom used to be a program director for the Girl Scouts.

My freshman year of college she thinks it cute to send me two cases of Samoas for finals week. Needless to say, in that very week alone, I about killed myself, probably gained 3-4 lbs. of pure fat, made maybe 2 trips tops to the dining hall and about 70 less than pleasant visits to the men's room. I used to enjoy that purple box full of heavenly little delights. They were so innocent prior to that experience. Now, I can't go within ten feet of them or I'll vomit.

So my new favorites are thin mints of which I'll have between 4 or 5 max. each year.
 
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We had an onslaught of GS cookies here at work about a month ago. Some kid's mom brought in cases of them and sat them around the office for us to buy anytime during the day. That's like setting up an open bar at an AA meeting.

I survived, though- only 3 boxes....
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
But they're not Peanut Butter Sandwiches. They are chocolate covered peanut butter cookies. Peanut butter sandwiches are the Samoas.
You dumbass, Samoas are the ones with the shredded coconut on top of the caramel-covered cookie!

Wussy.
 
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