Fantasy Football Team Names

[BigWoof31]

Let's dedicate this thread to a listing of hillarious and vulgar team names for the upcoming fantasy football season.

Two in one of my leagues that drew immediate guffah's for being so wrong:

1. Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun
2. The couch may pull out - but I don't

 

[Jake]

We had a league years ago that required your team to be named after a city in Ohio. That led to teams like these:

Eaton Beavers
Coitsville Queef
Calcutta Fart
Marietta Little Lambs
Fly Patterns
Dayton Women
Dover Muff
Canton Won'ts
Cambridge Oxfords
Winona Riders
Xenia Tornado
Lucasville Riot
Barberton Mullets
Wooster Roosters
Cleveland Rocks
Springfield Isotopes
Salem Smokers
Reynoldsburg Tomatoes
Conesville Creamers

 

[BigWoof31]

Recently Added:

3rd and Schlong
First Down Syndrome

 

[osuteke]

I called mine 'Art Vandelay'.

 

[Mike80]

OchoStinko
Carson Palmer's Knee
Crennel's FUPA
Charlie Weis is Fat
Erin A gives good Head


I'll need to look up a couple more....those are the ones I remember off of the top of my head....

 

[Mike80]

remembered a couple more...

Rotheilislitusobergers' helmet
Nate Newton's Garden Center

 

[NFBuck]

Retard Strong

 

[DEBuckeye]

Magnificent Bastards
Dr. Laura's Naked Warriors
Cincinnati Bowties

 

[brodybuck21]

Brutal cum shot
bernard pollards acl hunters
sex panther
logjammin

 

[seed702]

These are the names in my league: Some are funny I guess:

Habitual Linesteppers
Smurda Inc
Johnson & Johnson
Bumpin V's
Motown Massacre
Miley Cyrus Fan Club
...to name a few.

 

[BigWoof31]

New one:

fmjetts girlfriend fanclub

 

[brodybuck21]

New one:

fmjetts girlfriend fanclub

word

 

[Jake]

In honor of the fallen Giant, I've named one of my teams this year Plex's Rangers.

 

[stxbuck]

Let's dedicate this thread to a listing of hillarious and vulgar team names for the upcoming fantasy football season.

Two in one of my leagues that drew immediate guffah's for being so wrong:

1. Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun
2. The couch may pull out - but I don't

My team name this year is Dead Kennedys 2000.0

As far as the Rosa Parks thing goes, I was subbing for a 1st grade class on MLK Day, and the kids from a couple of classes got together to read abook, draw a picture of MLK,etc. Well, the other teacher tells the kids "Back when MLK was your age, black people could only ride in the back of the bus." A boys voice pipes up-one who was stuck up by the driver that morning no doubt "That's awesome!!!" I had to bite my lip to keep a straight face.

 

[stxbuck]

We had a league years ago that required your team to be named after a city in Ohio. That led to teams like these:

Eaton Beavers
Coitsville Queef
Calcutta Fart
Marietta Little Lambs
Fly Patterns
Dayton Women
Dover Muff
Canton Won'ts
Cambridge Oxfords
Winona Riders
Xenia Tornado
Lucasville Riot
Barberton Mullets
Wooster Roosters
Cleveland Rocks
Springfield Isotopes
Salem Smokers
Reynoldsburg Tomatoes
Conesville Creamers

I once named my team Blanchester United.