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Fantasy Football Team Names

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BigWoof31

BigWoof31

"Barkin' up the wrong tree"
Let's dedicate this thread to a listing of hillarious and vulgar team names for the upcoming fantasy football season.

Two in one of my leagues that drew immediate guffah's for being so wrong:

1. Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun
2. The couch may pull out - but I don't
 
We had a league years ago that required your team to be named after a city in Ohio. That led to teams like these:

Eaton Beavers
Coitsville Queef
Calcutta Fart
Marietta Little Lambs
Fly Patterns
Dayton Women
Dover Muff
Canton Won'ts
Cambridge Oxfords
Winona Riders
Xenia Tornado
Lucasville Riot
Barberton Mullets
Wooster Roosters
Cleveland Rocks
Springfield Isotopes
Salem Smokers
Reynoldsburg Tomatoes
Conesville Creamers
 
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BigWoof31;1510929; said:
Let's dedicate this thread to a listing of hillarious and vulgar team names for the upcoming fantasy football season.

Two in one of my leagues that drew immediate guffah's for being so wrong:

1. Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun
2. The couch may pull out - but I don't
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My team name this year is Dead Kennedys 2000.0

As far as the Rosa Parks thing goes, I was subbing for a 1st grade class on MLK Day, and the kids from a couple of classes got together to read abook, draw a picture of MLK,etc. Well, the other teacher tells the kids "Back when MLK was your age, black people could only ride in the back of the bus." A boys voice pipes up-one who was stuck up by the driver that morning no doubt "That's awesome!!!" I had to bite my lip to keep a straight face.
 
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Jake;1510958; said:
We had a league years ago that required your team to be named after a city in Ohio. That led to teams like these:

Eaton Beavers
Coitsville Queef
Calcutta Fart
Marietta Little Lambs
Fly Patterns
Dayton Women
Dover Muff
Canton Won'ts
Cambridge Oxfords
Winona Riders
Xenia Tornado
Lucasville Riot
Barberton Mullets
Wooster Roosters
Cleveland Rocks
Springfield Isotopes
Salem Smokers
Reynoldsburg Tomatoes
Conesville Creamers
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I once named my team Blanchester United.
 
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