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Explain Football to the dames in your life....

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BigWoof31 said:
Like football? Have a woman in your life? Does she ask you silly questions about the game at important moments? WELL NOT ANYMORE!


Thanks to the magic of 80's style production values, awful haircuts and mid life tension - now those kooky broads that bother you with simple details can watch this video and better understand.


YouTube - A WOMANS GUIDE TO WATCHING FOOTBALL
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRm_K9OpYbo]YouTube - Don Cherry - on women at hockey games[/ame]
 
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Never had to explain the game to a woman. We used to kick my mom out of the room during Buckeye games because she was bad luck. Had a prof in college for German who was Russian. German was his 3rd language, English was his 4th or 5th. He made us explain the rules of football to him in German. That class was hell.
 
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Heh, that can go both ways. Countless hours on a football forum, living next door to a major NFL franchise, I wound up dating a Canadian who gave football an "eh" but enthused over curling. Go figure. Funny thing is, my first thought on learning of this quirk was, well, I guess this isn't going anywhere. :lol:
 
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Here's how it works...

To the women, I love football, I live football, some of my football items I have are more important than you. Now, if you start to enjoy football and watch and have fun, you'll get a lot of benefits, on the other hand, if you bitch and complain that I spend my saturdays and sundays in front of the tv your life will suck. Let me give you some example.

Benefits from loving the game. We have friends over, good BBQ, go to games and enjoy tailgating, celebrate the victories, mourn the defeats and wonder why the hell USC gets away with fucking murder together over a candle lit dinner.

Suckage from hating the game and me watching it. See, at this point, our relationship and your sex life begins to hang on the wins and losses of my team. If you bitch and my Bucks lose, it's your fault, and I will blame you, also, if they lose you're not getting laid for at least a week, probably more. Not to mention when I go to games without you, there may be some hot broad with big tits and a buckeye sticker on her face that I just decide is better than you.

Football is life.

If women can't get it from that, well then, it's time to upgrade to a new version, something in Scarlet and Grey would be recommended.
 
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Deety;1520147; said:
Heh, that can go both ways. Countless hours on a football forum, living next door to a major NFL franchise, I wound up dating a Canadian who gave football an "eh" but enthused over curling. Go figure. Funny thing is, my first thought on learning of this quirk was, well, I guess this isn't going anywhere.
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The big question is ...can you park a car? :lol:
 
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Deety said:
Heh, that can go both ways. Countless hours on a football forum, living next door to a major NFL franchise, I wound up dating a Canadian who gave football an "eh" but enthused over curling. Go figure. Funny thing is, my first thought on learning of this quirk was, well, I guess this isn't going anywhere. :lol:
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he likely was pissed your bs version had an extra down and he couldnt handle your small "endzone"

:rofl:
 
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OCBucksFan;1520150; said:
Here's how it works...


Benefits from loving the game. We have friends over, good BBQ, go to games and enjoy tailgating, celebrate the victories, mourn the defeats and wonder why the hell USC gets away with fucking murder together over a candle lit dinner.
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That was a good dinner.
 
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