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Do you guys know anybody lazier than this?

tibor75

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One of my friends graduated the same year I did in 1996 and then got his Masters in Math which I think was 2 years. He was the type that alwasy turned in papers late, but profs never cared. So, he's been out of school since about 1999, and he's never had a job. Never. He had about 2 interviews and the last one was in 2000. He has pretty much stopped looking. He did take some of the actuarial exams and passed 2 I think and failed the next and never retook it.
He basically spends all day surfing the internet. He lives with his Dad and basically lives off him as well. In his "free" time he visits restaurants in Cleveland and takes pictures of food and posts them on the internet. He goes on vacation, although I'm not sure how he pays for them.

Do you knows know anybody worse than this?
 
We had a 35 year old guy from the Burgh in my MBA class that had never had a job. Of course he has a $10 million trust so he didn't really have to do anything.
I'm pretty damn lazy too. If I wasn't I would have a job where I couldn't post on BP all day. It's sad that I spend more time in here every than working.
 
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One of my friends graduated the same year I did in 1996 and then got his Masters in Math which I think was 2 years.

Sounds like a pretty expensive waste of education. Why didnt he just stay in bed and let someone who was going to use the degree go instead?

As I have said in other posts, I dont care how someone gets their money or how they spend it - so long as they dont ever ask me to subsidize it.....
 
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Sounds like a pretty expensive waste of education. Why didnt he just stay in bed and let someone who was going to use the degree go instead?

As I have said in other posts, I dont care how someone gets their money or how they spend it - so long as they dont ever ask me to subsidize it.....

I'm pretty sure he had a full ride to OSU, so if you were an Ohio taxpayer at that time, you did subsidize it.
 
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My friend has a brother who is basically Jack Black's character in Orange County-my friend told me this, and I called him in the middle of watching the movie b/c it really was true. He basically smokes weed all day, and hasn't had a job for more than a couple of weeks-landscaping or working at Frisch's-and lives w/ his parents of course.
 
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I knew someone like this in college. He never bothered to put sheets on his bed, never washed his clothes (sometimes he'd just throw his dirty underwear under his desk...ugh), and rarely went to class. He was pretty lazy/filthy.
 
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In his "free" time he visits restaurants in Cleveland and takes pictures of food and posts them on the internet.

Like pictures of the Barnyard Buster for example. Tibs, are you starting to come clean about your true identity? If not you probably owe this guy some royalty money.
 
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My roomate rarely makes it to his bed when he sleeps, just sits in front of his computer all day and sleeps in his chair. Also sleeps with his shoes on so he doesn't have to worry about putting them back on when he wakes up and goes somewhere. He has this stick that he grabs things with from his computer chair so he doesn't ever have to get up. The fridge is within arms reach of his chair so that takes care of that. Basically a waste of life.
 
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I have an uncle that is in his mid forties. He works to supply his alcoholism and drug addiction. He still lives with my grandparents (has never moved out once.) and has wrecked 2 of their vehicles. (Which he never even tried to help pay for.) He sits in his bedroom all day and listens to heavy metal so loud it rattles things off the shelves in the living room. He has 2 kids that he has nothing to do with and has never paid for anything for them. He has never offered to pay rent and has admitted that he is waiting for my grandparents to die so he can have the house. He has punched my grandmother once and went to jail. (A favor I repaid to him.) Both my grandparents are afraid of him but don't want to kick him into the street either. (Which is what the rest of the family wants them to do.) He is a total waste of oxygen... I have never known anyone more lazy.
 
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I have an uncle that is in his mid forties. He works to supply his alcoholism and drug addiction. He still lives with my grandparents (has never moved out once.) and has wrecked 2 of their vehicles. (Which he never even tried to help pay for.) He sits in his bedroom all day and listens to heavy metal so loud it rattles things off the shelves in the living room. He has 2 kids that he has nothing to do with and has never paid for anything for them. He has never offered to pay rent and has admitted that he is waiting for my grandparents to die so he can have the house. He has punched my grandmother once and went to jail. (A favor I repaid to him.) Both my grandparents are afraid of him but don't want to kick him into the street either. (Which is what the rest of the family wants them to do.) He is a total waste of oxygen... I have never known anyone more lazy.

You win.
 
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I have an uncle that is in his mid forties. He works to supply his alcoholism and drug addiction. He still lives with my grandparents (has never moved out once.) and has wrecked 2 of their vehicles. (Which he never even tried to help pay for.) He sits in his bedroom all day and listens to heavy metal so loud it rattles things off the shelves in the living room. He has 2 kids that he has nothing to do with and has never paid for anything for them. He has never offered to pay rent and has admitted that he is waiting for my grandparents to die so he can have the house. He has punched my grandmother once and went to jail. (A favor I repaid to him.) Both my grandparents are afraid of him but don't want to kick him into the street either. (Which is what the rest of the family wants them to do.) He is a total waste of oxygen... I have never known anyone more lazy.
Give me a grid.
 
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