Dad (high on drugs?) eats son's eyes

[DirtyUnderpants]

Blind Bakersfield boy: 'Daddy ate my eyes' | KGET TV 17

"Police believe a Bakersfield man bit the eyeball out of his son's face and ate it, according to court documents. The 4-year-old's other eye was damaged beyond repair, reports said."

Were there no other snacks in the house?!

 

[nicknc33]

well that's the most terrible thing i've ever heard

 

[AKAK]

In this case, the child is an unreliable eyewitness.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

In this case, the child is an unreliable eyewitness.

That's as cornea joke as you'll find around here.

 

[3074326]

Uhh.. not even sure what to say about this one. Messed up..

 

[NFBuck]

No seeing eye singles in that boy's future...

 

[OHSportsFan]

Uhh.. not even sure what to say about this one. Messed up..

Eye's lost as well.

 

[3074326]

I guess he'll get to dress like a pirate every day, so that's a plus.

 

[AKAK]

That's as cornea joke as you'll find around here.

Yes, but let's not lose sight of the real victim here.



(Which is almost certainly comedy)

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Police have released a picture of the dad:

 

[AKAK]

[quote='BusNative;146908;2]Police have released a picture:

[/quote]

Who didn't see that joke coming?


Well, I mean, except that kid.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Who didn't see that joke coming?


Well, I mean, except that kid.

And who didn't see that joke coming?

Well, I mean...

 

[AKAK]

[quote='BusNative;146908;8]And who didn't see that joke coming?[/quote]

Helen Keller?

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Helen Keller?

...

What? I can't hear you.