Caption Me

[osugrad21]

Joe, I'm going to knock the shit out of you...

 

[daddyphatsacs]

Joe, I'm going to knock the shit out of you...

"Joe, you look a bit pale.......are you feeling ok?"

 

[osugrad21]

"Whoa Joe...that one sounded wet. You better be careful."

 

[iambrutus]

do you want me to have the Mrs. get you some Depends?

 

[daddyphatsacs]

"Now Joe, don't go getting all worried. Those hookers were clean, I had them checked out. If the rash doesn't go away, see a doctor next week.......no biggie"

 

[osugrad21]

"No Joe you cannot blow my whistle...wait, you are talking about the one around my neck right?"

 

[daddyphatsacs]

"Now that's an interesting thought Joe, but I'm not sure that David Hasselhoff would ever go for that kind of thing"

 

[iambrutus]

JT "are you my big boy?"
JP "yeah...."
JT "thats my good boy!"

 

[iambrutus]

"so then LLLLLyod said.... ouch, not so deep Mr. T"

 

[Buck Nasty]

" OK Jimmy you made your point, I will never make a comment about putting something in someones food ever again"

 

[Dryden]

"I don't know Joe, I haven't turned 80 yet so I don't have that problem with incontinence. I guess if I had to run through the end zone in front of 105,000 people to take a wicked shit though, I'd probably put my hands behind my back and squeeze my cheeks together like this."

 

[gregorylee]

Did you wash your hands?

 

[Dryden]

"Check this out ... check this out, Joe. So I meet Charlie at midfield before the bowl game, and I say ... I say ... 'Hey, Charlie! Watch me touch my hands together behind my back! Take a month to prepare for that, fat ass!'"

 

[tedginn05]

"Joe.....you look all pooped out"

 

[Buck Nasty]

"Hey Joe, where did you guys end up eating dinner last night?"

"Oh, the wife and I went to this place called Ryans Steakhouse, ever heard of it?"