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Woody wore Sambas
This game-Caesar's Bath-no clue why it is called that- is pretty cool. You pick 5 things that are popular in society/general cultural-and rant about why you hate them! The only rules are 1-no repeats 2-don't chime in w/ agreements,discussion-just rant!
1-Starbucks-why in the hell do I want to pay $4.95 for a cup of lukewarm caramel, sugar, cream, etc. melted together in a viscuous mass while listening to some acoustic songwriter crap on the sound system that is also being peddled next to the cash register. The coffee is just as good at UDF, but there I can buy cigarettes and porn if I choose, instead of having to listen to a bunch of HS juniors ahead of me in line giggle about crap and try to decide between a double vanilla swirl-cappacino mocha latte or a cinnamon zinger all natural no pesticide non genetically modified 3rd world hippie approved herbal tea!
2-Abercrombie-why do I want to wear a shirt that says Eastside Wildcats or Pine Lake Lodge-just to let everyone know that I spent $35.00 on a shirt that I wouldn't think twice about if I went to the thrift store? Also, if I want porn, I will get porn, but don't be putting that crap into clothes catalogues that get read by 12 year olds-who then feel the need to bug mommy and daddyto buy things-like thongs for 5th graders- from said catalogue. I hope there is a riot in Reynoldsburg one day and Abercrombies HQ gets burned to the ground!
3-Cheerleaders-I don't give a damn about their stupid chants-the football and basketball teams don't either! There is also the fact that there are about 2500 different cheering associations that give "national titles" for "competititon cheerleading"-WTF-you jump in the air and chant better than the other airheads? As far as looks-who cares-I'm watching the damn game-not the chicks. If you are a guy and are obsessed w/ cheerleading-you are gaaaayyy!!! REAL Sports did a documentary about a cheerleading camp in Texas, and the 2 dudes who ran it were the biggest flamers I ever saw in my life-lots of Texas hotties running around and these dudes were doing mock pom pom twirls w/ their hands. Besides, go into the student section at OSU or any college and you will find plenty of hotties wearing Daisy Dukes and tight t-shirts-who are a lot more ready to party than the cheerleaders-and probably actually know a thing or two about the game.
4-McDonalds selling its soul-If I go to Mickey D's I want a greasy ass cheeseburger or a really good breakfast biscuit. If i want salad or soup- I'll go to the damn grocery store and get it. If I want a sub, I'm sure as hell not going to McDonalds. I go to McDonalds because i want beef grease, not because I want a pathetic substitute (I assume, I'm not going to actually buya McDonalds sub) for salami, provolone, pastrami, onions, banana peppers, tomatoes,etc. served up by an Italian dude who knows my name.
5-Bottled Water-we don't live in Rwanda or China or Mexico-our water is perfectly good to drink. Why the hell should I pay $2.00 a bottle (for the cheap stuff) when I can get the same damn stuff from a tap, that has been treated for parasites and given fluoride for my teeth. Yeah, it doesn't look as hip not to have a bottle of Blah blah Mountain Natural Spring from an Appalachian geyser that's been naturally flowing since 1650, but I can deal....
1-Starbucks-why in the hell do I want to pay $4.95 for a cup of lukewarm caramel, sugar, cream, etc. melted together in a viscuous mass while listening to some acoustic songwriter crap on the sound system that is also being peddled next to the cash register. The coffee is just as good at UDF, but there I can buy cigarettes and porn if I choose, instead of having to listen to a bunch of HS juniors ahead of me in line giggle about crap and try to decide between a double vanilla swirl-cappacino mocha latte or a cinnamon zinger all natural no pesticide non genetically modified 3rd world hippie approved herbal tea!
2-Abercrombie-why do I want to wear a shirt that says Eastside Wildcats or Pine Lake Lodge-just to let everyone know that I spent $35.00 on a shirt that I wouldn't think twice about if I went to the thrift store? Also, if I want porn, I will get porn, but don't be putting that crap into clothes catalogues that get read by 12 year olds-who then feel the need to bug mommy and daddyto buy things-like thongs for 5th graders- from said catalogue. I hope there is a riot in Reynoldsburg one day and Abercrombies HQ gets burned to the ground!
3-Cheerleaders-I don't give a damn about their stupid chants-the football and basketball teams don't either! There is also the fact that there are about 2500 different cheering associations that give "national titles" for "competititon cheerleading"-WTF-you jump in the air and chant better than the other airheads? As far as looks-who cares-I'm watching the damn game-not the chicks. If you are a guy and are obsessed w/ cheerleading-you are gaaaayyy!!! REAL Sports did a documentary about a cheerleading camp in Texas, and the 2 dudes who ran it were the biggest flamers I ever saw in my life-lots of Texas hotties running around and these dudes were doing mock pom pom twirls w/ their hands. Besides, go into the student section at OSU or any college and you will find plenty of hotties wearing Daisy Dukes and tight t-shirts-who are a lot more ready to party than the cheerleaders-and probably actually know a thing or two about the game.
4-McDonalds selling its soul-If I go to Mickey D's I want a greasy ass cheeseburger or a really good breakfast biscuit. If i want salad or soup- I'll go to the damn grocery store and get it. If I want a sub, I'm sure as hell not going to McDonalds. I go to McDonalds because i want beef grease, not because I want a pathetic substitute (I assume, I'm not going to actually buya McDonalds sub) for salami, provolone, pastrami, onions, banana peppers, tomatoes,etc. served up by an Italian dude who knows my name.
5-Bottled Water-we don't live in Rwanda or China or Mexico-our water is perfectly good to drink. Why the hell should I pay $2.00 a bottle (for the cheap stuff) when I can get the same damn stuff from a tap, that has been treated for parasites and given fluoride for my teeth. Yeah, it doesn't look as hip not to have a bottle of Blah blah Mountain Natural Spring from an Appalachian geyser that's been naturally flowing since 1650, but I can deal....
