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BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

"Giants placed LHP Madison Bumgarner on the 10-day disabled list, retroactive to April 19, with bruised ribs and a Grade 1-2 strain of his left shoulder AC joint. Bumgarner suffered the injuries during a dirk bike accident on Thursday. Seriously."

Seriously, indeed. :ohbrother:

Dude was riding Dirk?
 
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Meh. After the [Mark May]fest that was my pitching last night, you should have some cushion for any cockery that may happen.

Looks like we were both wrong

CC giant fat fucking shadow of a slovenly cocksucking artist formerly known as a good pitcher last name Sabathia is getting hit like a $5 buffet in Brady Hoke's neighborhood.

motherfucker
 
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You know there's some poor bastard out there who drafted Mad Bum, Starling Marte, and Joey Bats. I don't know how the fuck I missed out on Marte. :lol:
 
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If there was something lower than a *ichigan fan, pedophile ISIS member my teams offense would be it


latest


fuck you non hitting bastards
you can suck my dick
 
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Mark Trumbo is a bitch titted singles hitter and Carlos Gonzales hit's like a 9 year old girl.

Just had to get that out there in case anyone was wondering.

5 of my 12 fruity pebbles hit home runs this week. Those 5 transgender bathroom users hit a total of 9 home runs while driving in a mind numbing 13 RBI. The other 7 fruits stepped up and drove in another 7 runs without the aid of the long ball.

12 supposed major leaguers wailing away for a week straight, getting on base at a .360 clip and managing 20 fucking RBI's.

Twenty

They have out Votto'd Votto.
 
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Sometimes it takes a few weeks for a team to establish it's identity and earn it's proper name.

My fantasy team has achieved that status this week.

They are now The Gizomorgasams and shall stay so until the bitter end.

Fucking fairies
 
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