BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jaxbuck]

They do in Cincinnati. They sure as hell aren't handing any out in October.

all they hand out in Cincinnati is $1 hot dogs and youth medium baseball pants

 

[CFPBuckeye]

all they hand out in Cincinnati is $1 hot dogs and youth medium baseball pants

Authentic game-worn pants, I assume?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Authentic game-worn pants, I assume?

which sequence you get the hot dog or the pants is the real bitch

 

[CFPBuckeye]

which sequence you get the hot dog or the pants is the real bitch

You have to go for the hot dog first. Those run out faster.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I have left more offense on the bench this week than I have gotten from the starters

Those weeks are always fun

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Does anyone know when Brian McCann PLAYS baseball?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Does anyone know when Brian McCann PLAYS baseball?

I thought that guy was dead?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I thought that guy was dead?

Guess so.

And you told me the red x meant he wasn't in the lineup...

 

[Jaxbuck]

"Carlos Santana" is Spanish for "one who could not hit a baseball off a tee if you gave him a fucking boat oar"

dude is about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop

 

[Bucklion]

"Carlos Santana" is Spanish for "one who could not hit a baseball off a tee if you gave him a fucking boat oar"

dude is about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop

 

[CFPBuckeye]

"Carlos Santana" is Spanish for "one who could not hit a baseball off a tee if you gave him a fucking boat oar"

dude is about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop

Good times.

 

[Jake]

I hate drafting aging stars. There's a tendency to stick with them for too long when they're struggling, you miss out on good pick ups, and sometimes they're just done. Or you give up on them and they come back to life for the guy who picked them up.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I hate drafting aging stars. There's a tendency to stick with them for too long when they're struggling, you miss out on good pick ups, and sometimes they're just done. Or you give up on them and they come back to life for the guy who picked them up.

all I know is I'm running out of DL spots

maybe rename them to The Glass Joe's

 

[buckeyemania11]

I hate drafting aging stars. There's a tendency to stick with them for too long when they're struggling, you miss out on good pick ups, and sometimes they're just done. Or you give up on them and they come back to life for the guy who picked them up.

My best player on offense so far has been Jay Fucking Bruce. That was my exact thought when I got pretty much forced into drafting him though.

 

[Jaxbuck]

My best player on offense so far has been Jay Fucking Bruce. That was my exact thought when I got pretty much forced into drafting him though.

Man....when Jay Bruce is your stud



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