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BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

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Jaxbuck said:
My opponents whole lineup is going to be on the DL with that from slapping their balls off my team's chin so hard.
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I remember playing 2B in intramural softball at OSU. A routine grounder took a bad hop and I ended up in heap. Naturally, the next batter ended the inning with a fly out and guess who was batting leadoff the next? After a feeble swing I may have made it two steps before being thrown out. :lol:

Can't imagine a direct hit so hard it required a 10 day IL stint.
 
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Jake said:
Something tells me this is going to be longer than 10 days. :ohbrother:

Mariners' Mitch Haniger Placed on 10-Day Injured List with Ruptured Testicle
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I had Bruce in my lineup. Because, why not play him against Cincy over Gurriel Jr.? Oh wait, I guess I did that for tomorrow. Guess who homered tonight? Fuck me. What can’t go wrong?
 
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I’ve been kinda bummed that it’s such a fight to even get in playoff contention and every week is a new opportunity, but the opportunity seems to be for my team to have their vaginas violated. Today I looked at the team stats and the totals for each category and I’m like bottom 2 or 3 in pretty much everything but number one in Sucks. So fuck it. I don’t feel so bad now. My team is flat out shitty across the board and I was a fool to think I had a shot. Time for fantasy football.

Note to others: if you lose to me, you are awful.
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
Don’t you dare shame me.
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Worry not, my place among the despaired will be here shortly. I haven't had a team worth a lick in the second half since I won this shindig six years ago. The downward spiral is as inevitable as James Franklin crumbling when it matters most.
 
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