Bengals jokes

[Thump]

Had this e-mail forwarded to me by another member on here.

1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati?

A huddle.

2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?

The police.


3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore?

It is a parole violation for him to associate with known
felons.

4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown
Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals

"play better on grass."



5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players

- "Yes your Honor, No your Honor".



6. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense,
but they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted:

Johnny Cochran

7. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini- camp?

Studying the Miranda Rights.

 

[iambrutus]

i got that same email this morning from my dad

 

[scarletandgrey]

Some of those I've heard before but still pretty good

 

[tibor75]

Bengals jokes have been around awhile..

http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume2/2003-0129-bengals.html

Archaeological Dig Turns Up World?s First Known Bengals Joke

A team of archaeologists excavating an ancient government building in a northwest territory of Greece uncovered what is believed to be the world?s first-ever Cincinnati Bengals joke.

The wisecrack, dated to 547 B.C., was discovered on a scroll found Monday morning inside the grand room of the building. The joke refers to the ease in which Cyrus the Great, king of Persia at the time, conquered Medes, Lydia and Greek city-states in Asia Minor. ?Cyrus went through them like he was running through the Bengals secondary,? reads a note scribbled in the margin of the scroll.

?The note was most likely written to make a colleague laugh during a particularly boring meeting,? said Dr. Edmund Atcheson, excavation manager. ?Greeks of that time followed sports closely and were very lighthearted.?

The earliest previously known Bengals joke was a zinger made by a Roman soldier in 33 A.D. after the body of Jesus Christ was reported missing from his tomb after crucifixion. ?Maybe he heard we was going to get drafted by the Bengals and took off,? the soldier is reported to have said.

Other Bengals jokes have been made during many significant times in world history, including the Crusades, Middle Ages, French Revolution and Holocaust. ?Many top-ranking Nazi officials in Germany liked to joke that Hitler likely believed that Bengals owner Mike Brown was a Jew,? Atcheson said. ?In bad taste? Perhaps. But it shows how far-reaching Bengals humor has always been.?

Atcheson said that the find is a significant one in the history of archaeology.

?Bengals humor has long brought people together, especially in tough times,? he said. ?I?m humbled by the fact that we uncovered this treasure of comedy.?

 

[WhoDeyForever]

I got this in an email a couple days ago also..Good stuff and I'm a Bengals fan

 

[iambrutus]

and I'm a Bengals fan

really?

 

[HineyBuck]

Bengals jokes--redundant

 

[ScriptOhio]

Old Bengal jokes (a reminder that with all the problems the current team is having it sure was a lot worse a few years ago):

Why doesn't Dayton have a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one.

How can you tell when the Bengals are going to run the ball?
The back leaves the huddle crying.

What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief.

Why was (head coach) Dick LeBeau upset when somebody stole the Bengals' playbook?
Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

How do you keep a Bengal out of your backyard?
Put up a goal post.

What's the difference between the Bengals and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Where do you go in case of a tornado?
Paul Brown Stadium. They never get a touchdown there.
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?
Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.


Did you know President Bush came to Cincinnati - to declare Paul Brown Stadium a disaster area?

Scientists say they have discovered a tiger breed they didn't know existed. It has no sharp teeth or claws, no way of protecting itself - it's call the Cincinnati Bengal Tiger.