Auburn Football (Paying Players Before NIL + Scientology)

[NJ-Buckeye]

The punter will wear the goat horns for this one... 17 yard punt with under a minute left is a sacrilege... you hit an AVERAGE punt and you win.. dumbass

 

[Saw31]

The Auburn-Jacksonville St. game in not being shown here, but JSU coach John Grass seriously took a knee on his 35-yard-line after tied the game rather than trying to win the game in regulation. JFC, that seems cowardly for an FCS to play for overtime. Grass is getting justifiably ripped on Twitter and various message boards.

But if one of the small Alabama schools gets too uppity, the call goes in and they shut their football program down...

 

[Palpie]

But if one of the small Alabama schools gets too uppity, the call goes in and they shut their football program down...

That's only if they get uppity toward bama. The barn doesn't have the power to shut down the minnows, and the gumps would fight to protect any minnow that took a bite out of the tiggles.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

That's only if they get uppity toward bama. The barn doesn't have the power to shut down the minnows, and the gumps would fight to protect any minnow that took a bite out of the tiggles.

I wonder what percentage of the world's population would be able to decipher what you posted.

 

[Steve19]

That's only if they get uppity toward bama. The barn doesn't have the power to shut down the minnows, and the gumps would fight to protect any minnow that took a bite out of the tiggles.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[jlb1705]

Looks like Auburn has a Heisman Trophy candidate on the bench like Ohio State does. What a fantastic luxury for them to have.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Seriously, what do you have to do to get dismissed from Auburn?

 

[OHSportsFan]

Duke Williams gone too?

Edit- Duke and D'haquille are apparently the same dude. Huh.

 

[dragurd]

Seriously, what do you have to do to get dismissed from Auburn?

Know you aren't reaching expectations this year so do a token dismissal though apparently he had to do a lot to get kicked off the team before the bammer game

 

[woofermazing]

Was gonna make a quip about starting the roster pruning early for next years oversignees, but the kid is a senior.

So I got nothing.

 

[BigWoof31]

Seriously, what do you have to do to get dismissed from Auburn?

Suspended prior to the bowl game
Suspended for a similar incident prior to summer camp
Another incident takes place this past weekend.

Rumor has it that the incidents all stem from late night fights at night clubs, skipping curfew...etc

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wonder if they have a Grown & Sexy club down in Auburn?

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Baylor is pleased for a new WR

 

[kujirakira]

Seriously, what do you have to do to get dismissed from Auburn?

No chicken little backup either... he's a big part of their team.
Serial Murderer?