Anti-porn advocate dead - Captions?

[RugbyBuck]

Feminist author Andrea Dworkin dead at 58
Activist campaigned against pornography, its effects on women
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Richard Drew / AP​

Civil rights advocate and author Andrea Dworkin speaks to a federal commission on pornography in New York in this January 1986 file photo
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[exhawg]

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Richard Drew / AP​

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Look at this mouth. Can you believe they wouldn't let me in the movies?

 

[iambrutus]

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"and then jenna said 'let me have it all' and sat there with her mouth open like this"

 

[AJHawkfan]

Feminist author Andrea Dworkin dead at 58
Activist campaigned against pornography, its effects on women
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Richard Drew / AP​

Civil rights advocate and author Andrea Dworkin speaks to a federal commission on pornography in New York in this January 1986 file photo
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Feed me! (Then do me!)

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Sensing that the crowd was losing interesting in her speech, Ms. Dworkin decided to go down on the microphone to get everyones attention.

 

[gregorylee]

NO, I am not really Ron Jeremy in drag!

 

[BB73]

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I'm tired of always being treated as a sex object!

 

[RugbyBuck]

Of course you shouldn't have to swallow, that's what the cups are for. Next?

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Is that your arm, or a dead seal?

And please, ma'am, stop giving us your "O" face. This is not Office Space.

 

[RugbyBuck]

The last known photograph of Ms. Dworkin taken shortly before she choked today on a microphone while simulating fellatio in a Congressional hearing on the dangers of pornography.

 

[AKAK]

Feminist author Andrea Dworkin dead at 58
Activist campaigned against pornography, its effects on women
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Richard Drew / AP​

Civil rights advocate and author Andrea Dworkin speaks to a federal commission on pornography in New York in this January 1986 file photo
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NOOOOO- Mr Senator, I can't get free blow or get laid or make enough money to buy a new scarf... and my self esteem is destroyed.

In Other news, Nina Hartley is going to become an activist against obesity and its effects on women in their 50's.

 

[Bucklion]

"Look, I can open my mouth just like THOSE girls do...what's the difference between me and them?"

 

[RugbyBuck]

By the way, I'm pretty sure that this hag taught at scUM.

 

[Bucklion]

Actually, her "partner in crime" (and editing), Catharine A. MacKinnon, is a professor at the Michigan Law School.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

At first I thought it was that guy from Last Comic Standing.