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Andy Milonakis is really 29 years old

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I don't get the appeal of this show as it is, and now that I know he isn't just some fat-ass kid acting like an idiot, I see the point even less.....

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You may remember this "kid" from his famous freestyle "The Super Bowl is Gay" and his other funny internet popular pieces. More recently, he has aquired his own television show on MTV (like every other retard with a personality equal or greater than that of a nut-loving chipmunk). When I first heard he had his own tv show, I thought to myself "Wow, I can't believe they gave that fat 13 year old his own show....when is HBO going to offer me a spot on Entourage?".

Why are people intrigued with Andy Milonakis? What is his appeal?

It's simple! He has two primary appealing factors: 1) He's a fatass has a focus on homosexuality and 2) He's 13 years old. Factor 1 wouldn't carry him alone...hell, I could watch Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass talk about being a lesbian if I wanted. At the same time, a simple 13 year old kid isn't going to last on tv unless he's edgy.

So let me tell you a little about how I know Andy Milonakis is actually 29 years old, born in 1976.

First of all, if you're familiar with the internet, you're familiar with IMDB (the Internet Movie Database). This is my first clue, so take a look:



The IMDB is never wrong....NEVER. It's like Siskel and Ebert are back there behind a bunch of computers using their thumbs to enter the data into the database.

So is there any reason MTV would tell you that Andy isn't a child? Of course not, they are marketing geniuses. It's like when Viacom took over VH1. Remember how VH1 used to be garbage? It was all 80's music even in the late 90's. Now, VH1 is like MTV's hot twin sister. You can watch either one, and you're watching different versions of the same shows.

So if Andy is really 29 years old, what the hell is wrong with him? Well we all remember Gary Coleman (drug addict). That dude is like 60 and he still looks like a 3rd grader. I think Andy is just a 29 year old stuck in a 13 year old (fat) body.

Are you still going to watch a 29 year old funny guy that freestyles about everything being gay? Probably. But when you're watching that 29 year old, you'll be informed. And that is what www.MrDudeMan.com is all about...education.
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I haven't watched his show, but isn't that the guy who did that Numa Numa dance thing? Regardless, one thing is clear. If another person emails that Numa Numa bit to me, I'm gonna rip off their balls and send them to that fatass, and then beat the hell out of that nutless fuck with a rolled up Sunday newspaper.

Despite my presence in this forum, me and my computers are strictly hetero, and it's gonna stay that way.
 
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wow...wikipedia has the scoop on him. he is 29. thats disappointing.

and no thats not the numa numa kid. wikipedia covers that too. apparently that kid lives in jersey and he doesn't like his internet fame.

i love that video :lol:
 
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That guy is a fucking jackass. He is trying to work the overplayed Tom Green/ Johnny Knoxville angle. Very unoriginal, and not even remotely funny. I put it on the same level as "Stella", that is the most idiotic show I've seen in a while.
 
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I have only watched maybe half and episode and I would say i have seen 1 funny skit and it was only mildly funny. I have seen a ton of promos and stuff and my question is how the fuck does he get someone like John Stamos or Fat Joe on his shows?
 
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