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A response to a nutball Gator contention

Buckeyeskickbuttocks

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12/3/06 3:37pm
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Re: How do we matchup against tOSU? All of you have bought into the espn spin of OSU being able to beat God. A quick glance at their schedule and there are many questions to be answered and they don't seem so invincible.

The Illini didn't play there perfect game and SHOULD have beaten OSU. I think Boise State has a better argument of being number 1.

So, why am I going to bother responding to Mac4lyfe, especially here on Buckeye planet, where Mac, no doubt, won't see it? Well, I'm bored, for one. For another, Al Gore's interweb is free enough for me to use it for these purposes.

Quickly, I don't recall ESPN saying Ohio State could beat God. Next, while it might be fun, I'm not real sure where all the "questions" are on the schedule Ohio State played, so I'll just leave that alone. I mean, Indiana isn't very good, but Ohio State did all they could be expected to do in that game... destroy them.

So, this rant comes down to the last line. Illinois, (who, incidentally, didn't play a perfect game), SHOULD have beaten Ohio State.

OK... Lets see here... on the surface we have a Florida fan taking issue with Ohio State's one and only "ugly win" this year. And, I must agree, Ohio State's game against Illinois was indeed an ugly win. See, what Mac should have said isn't that Illinois SHOULD have beaten Ohio State, he should have said, Ohio State SHOULD have destroyed Illinois, but didn't. Not sure that helps his ridiculous argument, but thats neitehr here nor there. Want to see some ugly wins?

Florida v. Vanderbilt (4 - 8) 25 - 19
Florida v. South Carolina (7 - 5) 17 - 16
Florida v. Florida State (6-6) 21 - 14

Now, admittedly, Illinois is 2 - 10, so it's not quite apples to apples here. In any case, You're ranked #2, Florida... don't you beat the crap out of cellar dweller Vandy? Not so much. You're the second best team in the land, Florida, don't you crush South Carolina? Well, no.. but you do block a couple kicks to save the win. You're, according to Mac's implied contention, probably better than Ohio State, Florida... Great year to beat the piss out of a down Florida State, yes? Well.. no. Maybe not. Finally, if you want to talk Ugly, have a look at the tape of the 3rd quarter of the SEC Championship game. I mean seriously, 3 time outs burned on one drive, resulting in a punt (Although, Ourkansas gifted you a TD on the muff... well done... :clap, clap :

Anyway, it's not my point to compare Florida's schedule strength against Ohio State's. I'm going to give the SOS to them because I'm not insane. My point is this - if you wish to support the notion of "how Florida matches up to Ohio State" you might want to do better than the ugly win angle.

Now then... I can see the Mac certainly knows his Big Ten football. I'm certain, in reading his review, that he watched every minute of the Ohio State Illinois game, and didn't simply look at the final score. :shake:

llinois didn't play a perfect game. Well, I suppose that's technically true. Brasic threw a pick, and there was a fumble... not to mention, they did get flagged 1 time for 15 yards. I suppose it may be true in some other sense as well, and that being that the Zooker couldn't figure out which QB he wanted to go with. I suppose on the Zooker, Florida fans should be given a pass when it comes to recognizing that Zook teams won't be playing perfect. So, OK... it wasn't "perfect" but then, it certainly wasn't their worst performance of the year either. (If you're interested, Ohio State lost a fumble, threw a pick, and was penalized 5 times for 39 yards. )

Should have beaten Ohio State, huh? As I watched that game, I don't recall worrying that Illinois was going to beat Ohio State when the 1st Q ended 7 - 0. I certainly didn't bite off all my fingernails when Ohio State went to half with a 17 - 0 lead. At the end of the 3rd, I remember being frustrated that Tressel had gone to play calling which went as such, "Off Tackle, Off Tackle, 3rd and Long, pass, Punt), but I don't remember being worried that the 17 - 0 lead would stand up. Then, when Illinois intercepted a Smith pass at the OSU 48 and drove 38 yards for a FG with about 9:00 to go, I don't remember thinking, Holy Crap, we're in real trouble here! Then, when Illinois scored with 1:27 to go in the game to make it 17 - 10, I surely don't remember thinking, OH MY GOD!!!!! We're gonna fucking lose! I do remember thinking, "Huh.. if they get an on-side kick they might tie this. Unreal." but, then, they didn't get the on-side kick. And I said to myself, "Nice effort. Sure was a lot closer on the scoreboard than I thought it'd be. Wonder what other games are on?"

So, I wonder Mac... at what point during the game did you decide "Wow, Illinois SHOULD be beating Ohio State." What drive was it? What play? I mean, it sure can't be Ohio State having to come from behind to beat an inferior opponant, since OSU never trailed. But, But, it must be something. Afterall, you're emphasis on SHOULD indicates to me you know what you're talking about.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;678147; said:
So, I wonder Mac... at what point during the game did you decide "Wow, Illinois SHOULD be beating Ohio State." What drive was it? What play? I mean, it sure can't be Ohio State having to come from behind to beat an inferior opponant, since OSU never trailed. But, But, it must be something. Afterall, you're emphasis on SHOULD indicates to me you know what you're talking about.
I can just see the sweat and fury on your red face when you got to this part. What passion !
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
 
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So we blow out 10 of our 12 opponents, but Illinois is what he latches on to?...Ok, that's fine. I look at it this way. You know that brown mole on Cindy Crawford's face? That small imperfection? Well, she's still pretty hot right? Well, I'll just accept that Illinois is our beauty mark. I'd still fuck us...
 
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Saw31;678178; said:
So we blow out 10 of our 12 opponents, but Illinois is what he latches on to?...Ok, that's fine. I look at it this way. You know that brown mole on Cindy Crawford's face? That small imperfection? Well, she's still pretty hot right? Well, I'll just accept that Illinois is our beauty mark. I'd still fuck us...

:slappy: Great stuff!!!!!!

Nice post BKB, I have to say that we SHOULD have lost to Illinois. Why is that you ask? My reply is pretty simple.......I don't know, but I just think that they should have beaten us. But then again, I should have won the lottery last weekend..........but that shit didn't happen either, what do I know?
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;678147; said:
Then, when Illinois intercepted a Smith pass at the OSU 48 and drove 38 yards for a FG with about 9:00 to go, I don't remember thinking, Holy Crap, we're in real trouble here!

I'm not sure if you mant to imply that the FG came on the drive immediately following the interception, but it seems to read that way. Illinois didn't score on the possession after the pick, tOSU's defense didn't give up any points after turnovers until the TSUN game. :wink2:
 
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The funny part about SwampGas is that they are in meltdown mode and they were selected to play us. Imagine if they had been passed over...

I'd love to respond to about dozen posts over there right now. These guys are morons.

One mod refers to us as "Ohio University". what an idiot.

Others are under the impression that scUM and OSU both played 1AA schools this year. Absolute idiots.

Maybe the dumbest fan base on the planet. Period
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;678147; said:
So, I wonder Mac... at what point during the game did you decide "Wow, Illinois SHOULD be beating Ohio State." What drive was it? What play? I mean, it sure can't be Ohio State having to come from behind to beat an inferior opponant, since OSU never trailed. But, But, it must be something. Afterall, you're emphasis on SHOULD indicates to me you know what you're talking about.

Dayam! Remind me to stay on your good side!

(To this well-thought-out rampage through the facts, I can offer only one thought on OSU's performance against the Illini: Even the best of teams will have an off day. I for one am thankful their "off day" came against the Illini and not Iowa, Penn State, or scUM!)
 
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scooter1369;678242; said:
I thought Cryami fans were having a hard time letting go

elrongator's sig on Swampgas:

2003 REFsu v. UF was The Swindle in the Swamp
aka The worst officiated game in sporting history
They probably do need to let it go, but if I remember correctly, that was the worst officiated game that I have ever seen.
 
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How about this guy? He wants an essay submitted. No word yet on whether he's going to take off for spelling.

"I have a quick question for the OSU posters here.....In 50 words or less, make your best case for why OSU is more deserving to be ranked #1 and playing in the MNC game at 12-0 than Boise State which also finished the year having beaten all of their opponents at 12-0? No answers like "Isnt it obvious" or "We would kill them" or "Look at our stats", please."
 
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