A little bit ago I woke up in the middle of a dream. This isn't the RR, so it's not like the dream I had the night before about this naked blonde ...
In this dream I was at The Game in Ann Arbor in 2009. The weather sucked, the game plan was conservative, and the score was 7-7 early in the second half. It's a dream so I'm discussing the game, telling my buddy that I'm OK with the conservative game plan since TSUN will have trouble scoring, blah blah blah, when we're suddenly watching The Game while walking through a strip mall parking lot. The football is then fumbled from a car that some TSUN woman was parking, and it's on the pavement with no football players in sight.
I run toward the ball to try to recover it for tOSU. Another Buckeye is already there, on the driver's side of the woman's car, on his knees clutching the football. I'm thinking, "Yeah, Buckeye ball!" when he starts having a heart attack or something - he can't breathe and he drops the football. I follow the football, which rolls under the next car and is then picked up by a Vulvarine fan. Now a ref shows up, and the Vulvarine fan shows him the football. I'm yelling "No, this Buckeye had it, he was kneeling on the ground and had the ball", and I get a strange look from the ref since the guy's laying on the ground gasping for air. I say to the lady in the car "You saw him, didn't you? He had the ball and he was on his knees, or down on the ground, right?" She nods, so I tell the ref "Then it's Buckeye ball!" And he signals a first down for tOSU.
The Buckeye fan on the ground smiled. At this point I woke up, feeling good that it was tOSU's ball in the middle of the parking lot. Then I realized that I had never asked the guy if he could breathe or if he needed a doctor. But during The Game, I had different priorities.
Go Bucks!! Fuck TSUN
In this dream I was at The Game in Ann Arbor in 2009. The weather sucked, the game plan was conservative, and the score was 7-7 early in the second half. It's a dream so I'm discussing the game, telling my buddy that I'm OK with the conservative game plan since TSUN will have trouble scoring, blah blah blah, when we're suddenly watching The Game while walking through a strip mall parking lot. The football is then fumbled from a car that some TSUN woman was parking, and it's on the pavement with no football players in sight.
I run toward the ball to try to recover it for tOSU. Another Buckeye is already there, on the driver's side of the woman's car, on his knees clutching the football. I'm thinking, "Yeah, Buckeye ball!" when he starts having a heart attack or something - he can't breathe and he drops the football. I follow the football, which rolls under the next car and is then picked up by a Vulvarine fan. Now a ref shows up, and the Vulvarine fan shows him the football. I'm yelling "No, this Buckeye had it, he was kneeling on the ground and had the ball", and I get a strange look from the ref since the guy's laying on the ground gasping for air. I say to the lady in the car "You saw him, didn't you? He had the ball and he was on his knees, or down on the ground, right?" She nods, so I tell the ref "Then it's Buckeye ball!" And he signals a first down for tOSU.
The Buckeye fan on the ground smiled. At this point I woke up, feeling good that it was tOSU's ball in the middle of the parking lot. Then I realized that I had never asked the guy if he could breathe or if he needed a doctor. But during The Game, I had different priorities.
Go Bucks!! Fuck TSUN
