841-pound woman dies of heart attack...

[JoJaBuckeye]

Apparently the news angle is that she was expected to succumb to anorexia.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/chronicle/4603051.html

 

[Thump]

 

[iambrutus]

so fat charlie w. is single now?

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

so fat charlie w. is single now?

Don't know about Charlie, but I emailed her family and suggested burial at sea. Might as well get lower shrimp prices out of it.

 

[scooter1369]

Don't know about Charlie, but I emailed her family and suggested burial at sea. Might as well get lower shrimp prices out of it.

Between you and Al Gore, sea level will be at our doorsteps by next Tuesday.

 

[jimotis4heisman]

the real question:

would hawg hit it?

 

[OCBucksFan]

I guess you don't really need a hot or not for this one.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Williams, who had a BMI of 137.5.

sadly, the family will probably try to sue the hospital

 

[BB73]

We all know this was caused by SIMV banging away and getting her heart rate too high.

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

Just think...if she's cremated, the ashes will be returned in a coffin instead of an urn.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Just think...if she's cremated, the ashes will be returned in a coffin instead of an urn.

Or a barrel maybe :)

 

[Romanowski]

Don't know about Charlie, but I emailed her family and suggested burial at sea. Might as well get lower shrimp prices out of it.

I guess you don't really need a hot or not for this one.

Just think...if she's cremated, the ashes will be returned in a coffin instead of an urn.

Or a barrel maybe :)

You two are on a roll...

 

[Captain Hindsight]

They should seriously send her body over to Africa; many people would not go hungry for many years.

 

[Cornerback6]

Wonder if she'll get her refund on the Hydroxycut afterall? I feel bad.

 

[tibor75]

I'd certainly want her on board if I'm on a airplane that crashlands in the Andes.