3 Predictions for the Season

[BB73]

They may or may not be wild-ass crazy stuff.

1. Texas doesn’t make the SEC CCG, but does make the playoffs.

2. Julian Sayin wins the Heisman Trophy.

3. Caleb Downs becomes the Buckeyes 6th player to be named a Unanimous All-American TWICE.

That club, which currently has less members than tOSU’s Heisman winners, is currently as follows:

Twice named Unanimous All-American:
Hopalong Cassady
Bob Ferguson
Archie Griffin
Orlando Pace
Marvin Harrison, Jr.

 

[brodybuck21]

ttun loses 5+ games

a non SEC team wins natty for the 3rd year in a row

Jeremiah Smith wins the Heisman

 

[RhodeIslandBuck]

For the Bucks:

1. Sonny and Arvell both have All American caliber seasons

2. Kenyatta plays his way into the 1st round

3. Finally make it back to Indy for the B1G title

Nationally:

1. Clemson loses their first playoff game despite being a top 4 seed

2. Bama drops 3 games again

3. Sherrone Moore cries at least once during an interview

 

[Thump]

1. I eat Taco Bell for the “boys.”

2. Fans will overreact.

3. Nebraska loses! Book it!

 

[Bucklion]

"Prediction?"..."Yes, Prediction"

1. Pain

 

[Bucklion]

But then, if we're expanding to 3:

1. Big Game James will find a way to blow a close game he absolutely should have won

2. Derpstreit will invoke Lee Corso and a dog and cry each time, then lash out at people who question his sincerity and prove their point for them

3. dUMb fans will pretend like they did nothing wrong and claim it is sour grapes that roll off their back when anyone says otherwise, while at the same time taking wholistic offense to every person who makes any kind of comment even indirectly questioning their program or their title and lashing out at each of those people with personal insults and "education smack" that makes them by far the most insufferable fucksmurfs on earth.

What do I win?