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Smoking pot doesn't make you a bad dad. Neither does laying down for a nap. But when neighbors find your 2-year-old girl wandering around pantless, with your glass pipe in her toy purse, the very least that's required is an explanation.
Yesterday, a Wallingford man was arrested after police encountered this exact same circumstance. The girl was also carrying the family's pet rabbit and had an empty bottle of pain pills, meaning she was one party hat away from starring in the next David Lynch film.
2-Year-Old Girl Found Wandering With Daddy's Dope Pipe - Seattle News - The Daily Weekly
So many things wrong here...