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Clase blows the game, but the runner blows a tire…another Cleveland 101 win :slappy:

This might be the worst full day in the history of fantasy baseball… .111 average and a 16.88 ERA so far. Fucking bums ought to be loaded into Charlie Weis’s ass and farted into space

It's hard to know where this team is right now...peaking, valleying, rising, falling, on the upswing, fatigued...since dropping 4 in a row, they've won 7 out of 9, but some of those games have had wild swings in them (like last night's did), so it's hard to know where this team really is. They...

That was the most Cleveland way to win a game ever…off an ex Cleveland flakey pitcher no less :lol:

I'll take my winnings in Wolverine Tears...

Oh lookie, a 6-4 win, with all the vim and vigor of one of those Penn State/Iowa classics. Fuck this team anyway, I'm gonna get stinkfisted this week.

One only needs to mention the Sovereign of Workout Shorts Warriors, David Veikune. No other player even needs to be mentioned...but the list is long behind him.

What a comprehensive ass raping the Padres series has been…Jesus.

OK, I would like to personally thank my high school's Latin teacher for not instructing me that "Jurickson Profar" is in fact Latin for "Cheating Twatmuffin." If she had, I would have known ahead of time he would have been suspended for 80 games a week into the season. Instead, I now have to...

I'll take them all right now. Or better yet, I'll offer some of my cockwombles for them. Will 3/4 of my team be sufficient?

The Akent Golden Zips.

After one day, my mendacious gaggle of foaming farts actually tried to convince me they are professional baseball players. I have 1) a junta of mediocre starting "pitchers" who trip so hard on their dicks when the lineup turns over that they piss out of their earholes, 2) Vlad Guerrero Jr., 3) a...

They can always look back on that fondly when Florida beats them by 30 :lol:

Difference between Arizona ms furious comeback and Techs was that Duke didn’t take dumbfuck 3s and can shoot FTs really well

Now show his fucking wife and daughter. Why do they only insist on shoving families in our face when they’re winning?

Bye Bye Johnnie Poo

Now that the notorious RFB is gone from Duke, I think I hate Calipari even more than Duke. I really hope Tech wins.

He should also get, what…30 technical fouls a game?

They could still win in OT, but Caliparis team with an epic choke job in the second half

Man-imal!!!!! 7-4