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It's the "Michigan way"

Please take a look at my hitting tonight, 3/28…with 3 homers. Congratulations, fuckrats…you have passed Rob Deer, Bob Hamelin, Pete Incaviglia, and Steve Balboni for fucking all or dick hitting.

Haaland was definitely brought along slowly, at least by todays standards, in the clubs he played at. He first played at Bryne (his youth club) and then at Molde in Norway from 2015-2019. Then he went midcard for a year (Red Bull in Austria) for a year before moving to Dortmund in 2020. All...

They are collectors items for sports enthusiasts. Imagine paying all that money for a super bowl ticket and not even having a ticket!

Nobody had better talk about awful teams until they view my vile group of protozoan explosive diarrhea. I should change this team's name to Amoebic Dysentery.

You can pay like 10 bucks to see it on Apple TV. I think Amazon has it too but I think it might be 20 there.

Harden is the NBA's Kirk Cousins...always going to be employed, always going to put up numbers, always going to be overpaid, never going to win anything.

This has to rank second to the loss in Trinidad, right? I was trying to think of a more embarrassing moment for US Soccer in the modern era, and that is thew only one I could come up with.

I think Uruguay and South Korea were the laughing stocks…but this is a lot of egg on the face, that’s for sure.

I’d rather see the corpse of George Mikan out there carrying a case of Strohs up and down the court than Harden, but that’s me

I was never sold on the Freese move, its easy to say that now, but…I guess I don’t get what he does so much better than Turner

They were awesome all tournament

I don’t want to shit on everyone, that’s too easy right now, but these jackoffs on TV like Lalas, Stu…”ZOMG THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT FOR AMERICAN SOCCER!” Like…how many cycles in a row have you all been saying the same shit when we go out in the same round? It’s a broken record. American coach, Euro...

Well Mexico can feel like they left everything out there…we left everything in the Portajohn

Eat dick announcer moron

Welp, FIFA looking good for letting Balogun play :lol:

4-1 seems fair for this explosive diarrhea disguised as a soccer game

We barely have one attacker who can finish anything…let alone a second

Interchange almost any name really

Barring 30 minutes of stoppage time…it’s getting late early