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You think I was cheating with *her*? Let me ask you one question about that picture...well, two questions. 1. Where's my right hand? 2. Why does Santa look like he's sitting on something uncomfortable?

Dude, nobody on the No Dame football team needed to fap while you were still alive. The shit you did to Ron Powlus is still legendary...

Nope, you've got it all wrong. I really was mourning this season, and not just because of my grandmother. It wasn't Lennay. It wasn't Coach Holssssssstzzzzz. The man I missed most this season... The things Beano and I used to do to each other...

You just said that because I joined the thread. Not that there's anything wrong with it or anything...but I came to BP to find Ted Haggard. I hear he's on here from time to time, and he can help me make some money after my NFL career flames out because I can't actually tackle anyone...except...

What's worse is that I actually did.