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It's in the shop getting an upgrade to its motor.

I mean, if you split the winnings I can head up to Indy and fire off a blue one at CC.

Where are they buying all of these green dildos? Asking for a friend.

NTTIAWWT

I don't believe you. #FakeNews

Edit: If link is broke this is it.

Dock that C a day's pay for nappin' on the job.

I just can't believe Ryan Day's brother was in cahoots with Spurrier, Holtz, Tennessee, Bike Hart, President Truman, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police all just to take down true Michigan men.

We don't kink shame. But 6 is the number you are looking for if in Canada. 9 if you are in Mexico.

So, was it Steve Spurrier or Lou Holtz with the candlestick in Columbia, SC?

This is why I always go to a back alley ass doctor.

I have some good news and some bads news. Good news: it appears nobody's weekend has been ruined. Bad news: these cunts still have a program and haven't quit the sport, yet.

I am cautiously curious as to what my seeding would be in this hypothetical playoff. Also, would @Buckeyeskickbuttocks win every year since he would technically be every seed?

Fuck that guy, am I right?