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  1. Calvin Coolidge

    Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

    Once a politician, always a politician: "To anger a conservative, lie to him." - Teddy Roosevelt
  2. Calvin Coolidge

    Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

    How dare you speak of Grace that way! But it's coming from the same mouth that got you challenged to a duel you'd have never won. You were so afraid of the Marquis de Morès that you arranged for his assassination. Rough and ready, indeed.
  3. Calvin Coolidge

    Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

    I was married to one for 28 years. Your first wife was so appalled at giving birth to your child that she died two days later out of shame.
  4. Calvin Coolidge

    Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

    Virtuous woman? My dear, the word you're looking for rhymes with trumpet and is hardly virtuous. It's no wonder that tarts bear your name.
  5. Calvin Coolidge

    Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

    He most certainly is not, like half of the other miscreants who desecrated the thread of former Presidents.
  6. Calvin Coolidge

    Happy New Year

    Egad, I've never seen such a ghastly woman. Happy new year to my fellow Presidents.
  7. Calvin Coolidge

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    You lose.
  8. Calvin Coolidge

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    *ahem*
  9. Calvin Coolidge

    2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

    Woodrow Wilson was a ghastly creature, whose shit stains were still in the bowl when I moved into the White House. Not even Warren Harding had managed to scrub them out.
  10. Calvin Coolidge

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Accurate depiction.
  11. Calvin Coolidge

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Coming from a slag who did the entire Continental Army, this can't possibly be a serious question. Besides, Ms. Lewinski could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Dear Gracie does not possess such skills.
  12. Calvin Coolidge

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Your pardon is written and signed on my desk, so do to her as you will. @Dolly Madison thinks her 250 year old snatch is as sweet as those pies and cupcakes that bear her name, and deserving of her comeuppance.
  13. Calvin Coolidge

    My Bitches

    Miss Lewinski, it's been some time. Gracie is off playing with that wretched raccoon again and has left me all alone. Care to soil another dress?
  14. Calvin Coolidge

    My Bitches

    Ahhh, then perhaps you are ready to reconsider? Not in your wildest dreams Cal.
  15. Calvin Coolidge

    My Bitches

    You'd think George would be more appreciative after you saved his painting during the burning of the White House. Well, you directed your slave to do it but still.
  16. Calvin Coolidge

    My Bitches

    The "father of our country" looking to cheat on Martha again? I see you have no takers. Perhaps the 2020s aren't as decadent as the 1920s? Good.
  17. Calvin Coolidge

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    I can assure you as a former President that I did, in fact, exist. What exactly is your contribution to society, @Herb Kirkstreit? Seems like an unaccomplished, fake persona created by a sad person desperate for attention, but I digress.
  18. Calvin Coolidge

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Let's hope there aren't election shenanigans like in 1876 with Tilden and Hayes. I was 4 years old and already more grown up than those two.
  19. Calvin Coolidge

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Leave the people to do as they wish, Thomas. Stop whining at them just because your statue got taken down.
  20. Calvin Coolidge

    Hello, Dolly.

    Hello, Dolly.
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