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  1. Zurp

    LSU Tigers (official thread)

    Sheesh. Get a room, you two.
  2. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    https://www.on3.com/boards/threads/and-the-madness-continues-indiana-follows-in-ohio-state%E2%80%99s-footsteps-to-give-curt-cignetti-the-ryan-day-advantage.8814367/ "We're sad today because the State of Indiana has now allowed high school athletes to receive NIL. This gives Curt Cignetti the...
  3. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    They don't have to. They won't. "We've already hammered them. That's done. Let's consider punishing New Mexico State - I hear that one of their coaches texted a guy in M*ch*gan who considered going to UM."
  4. Zurp

    How would you rank these five Ohio State teams that had only one loss one through five?

    If this is comparing these teams by magically playing them on the field, I don't see how 1969 competes. The 1969 starting offensive line averaged 5'7" and 180 pounds. Okay - I made that up. But It's still true. The only way 2015 is losing to anyone is if they refuse to hand Zeke the ball. I'm...
  5. Zurp

    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    Ducks don't bother me. Geese bother me. Don't fucking walk across the road - fly over the road. You're birds. FLY!! And they just walk along, like, "What the fuck are you gonna do about it?" And I just sit there thinking, "Nothing - you'd probably smash my Prius if I hit you." So there's just...
  6. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Didn't football get caught falsifying covid test results to keep players OFF the field?
  7. Zurp

    Florida State Seminoles (official thread)

    Your definition of "everyone" is different from my definition of "everyone". I don't know that I know of anyone who thought Florida State was joining the Big Ten.
  8. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Other than slapping the opposing coach (Wisconsin, maybe?), which absolutely SHOULD be a fireable offense (right, Woody?), did he do any cheating? I'm really not trying to play Devil's Advocate - I just don't know of any cheating that Howard was accused of. I also don't know what the hockey...
  9. Zurp

    Star Wars (May the Force be with you)

    Happy Star Wars Day, to all you fellow nerds.
  10. Zurp

    What kind of car do you drive?

    Copying and pasting my post in the Gas Price thread here: It's a Chevy Bolt. We got it used. We like it because my wife doesn't drive more than 10 miles per day, normally, and never more than 120 miles in a week. Park the car in the garage, plug it in. Unless someone drove it 50+ miles one...
  11. Zurp

    $4.29 here, how about you?

    We have an EV. It's great for what we use it for - just in-town driving to drop kids off at school and maybe run a couple errands. We don't have a fancy charging station, so it charges pretty slowly. And we don't charge it to 100% ever. I think we normally keep it at 70% max, and that says we...
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    $4.29 here, how about you?

    Yeah - I drove by a station in a work truck that we're trying to get rid of. 35 miles to empty. $4.29 per gallon. If someone else wants to buy gas for that truck, he can put that on an expense report. I'm not going to ask to get reimbursed.
  13. Zurp

    Only 197 days till tOSU season

    We should be posting Bill Willis in about 30 more days..
  14. Zurp

    Iowa Hawkeyes (Official Thread of The Under)

    The message that the NCAA sent was that if you cheat and you're a "cool" team, you can just open your checkbook and everything is cool. Iowa contacted some guy who I can't even remember his name, and had to vacate some wins. The cheaters did... well, you know... and they lose the revenue of...
  15. Zurp

    Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

    98% of the time, you're probably right. But from where I live to downtown is an easy train ride. That's the only situation where I'd consider taking public transportation though.
  16. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    So... what's going on with the cult today? https://www.on3.com/boards/threads/sherrone-moore-fired.8536562/page-14 Oh - they have a thread about Sherrone Moore - that makes sense. As you'd expect, there's a lot of hypocrisy about whether to blame the university if anyone is going through any...
  17. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    1. You're about two dozen "Fuck Michigans" short of what they deserve. 2. Normally, I'd let it go because your point was made. But you said "hunky dory" like an old guy. Your penance should be to complete the "Fuck Michigans" that you missed. 1. Which investigation? I thought I heard they...
  18. Zurp

    Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

    Okay. I don't understand how the boroughs in NYC work. I just saw that the address was "Flushing, NY". I just find it funny how angry some people get about the team moving to Brookpark, instead of staying in Cleveland. I mean, I'd rather they stay in Cleveland, too. I could jump on the train and...
  19. Zurp

    Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

    Because of where the stadium is going to be? Not until they move. End even then, only if you called the Cavaliers the "Richfield Cavaliers". Or the Jets the "East Rutherford Jets". Or the Giants the "East Rutherford Giants". Or the Cowboys the "Arlington Cowboys". Or the Mets the "Flushing...
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