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  1. Zurp

    Asinine Conspiracies

    Agreed. And, in all seriousness, my wife is a very smart person. I don't mean to imply that she isn't. I don't remember why I brought her into this. Anyway, the story with the bathroom was that she says that I leave lights on all the time, so when she saw the light on in the bathroom, she...
  2. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Hey, smart guy. The Cavs are up 2-0. They might win this series.
  3. Zurp

    Asinine Conspiracies

    Ha. My son was in the bathroom, pooping. Not a toddler, potty training. He was probably 14 or 15 at the time. My wife walked in on him. That was my fault. True story.
  4. Zurp

    Asinine Conspiracies

    HA! Reminds me of arguments in my house. Usually parents vs. kids. I say an argument is "won" when shit goes the way I say it's going to go. "Do your homework." I win the argument when the homework is done. "Go to bed." I win the argument when the kid goes to bed. She says the argument is "won"...
  5. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Absolutely. I quit watching/listening to the news long ago, when I finally figured out that every news source has an agenda or their own sense of the "truth". Avoiding actual politics here, but I can see the effect opposite-sided sources have had on different people in my life. Some have become...
  6. Zurp

    Asinine Conspiracies

    I thought it was the Build-A-Bear Workshop, or something..
  7. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Dumb this down for me, please. So the Oracle CEO who played a big part in getting Underwear to the cheaters has decided not to throw any more money toward the cheaters? How might this become political? Is he a political guy or something?
  8. Zurp

    Asinine Conspiracies

    This is somewhat relevant to this thread. Go to about 4:10 of the video. It's talking about how some people (it might even refer to them as "less intelligent people") don't like to change their mind. So, if someone believes in something we would all agree is "silly" or "dumb" (I'm thinking of...
  9. Zurp

    Random pictures of the day

    That's how we played it. Tackle him, let everyone stand up, and he throws it straight up in the air. Whoever gets it - get him.
  10. Zurp

    J.J. McCarthy (once a tCun, always a tCun; Nine on the Pine)

    I hope he stays in the league, and then the starter gets hurt. Not like a bad injury - just a little something that makes McCarthy go back out there. Then I want to see McCarthy throw a couple of pick-6's.
  11. Zurp

    "We Choose to Go To The Moon!"

    I know we're getting off topic, but I just discovered this video. A Gen Z'er is reacting to a Gen X'er talking about our childhood television shows.
  12. Zurp

    "We Choose to Go To The Moon!"

    Hm. You might be on to something.
  13. Zurp

    "We Choose to Go To The Moon!"

    Okay, I agree with all three statements. I just think Millennials would be more effective than Gen Z. I mean... that's not saying much. Also, my faith in Gen X is dwindling. As a younger Gen X'er (I think it tends to include people born up to about 1980, and I was born in 1976), I'm no spring...
  14. Zurp

    "We Choose to Go To The Moon!"

    They'll fight with what? Their will to win? Their work ethic? The only thing they can fight with is a plethora of memes that make no sense to Gen X'ers.
  15. Zurp

    Iowa Hawkeyes (Official Thread of The Under)

    They absolutely did. The ruling (something like $30 million) IS the buyout. Remember when that ruling came out? "Unprecedented hammering by the NCAA", or something like that. They'd never before given a punishment that high (according to my memory of the news). The only reason it was that high...
  16. Zurp

    "We Choose to Go To The Moon!"

    Cripes. I never thought of that. Who will defend us, now? Gen Z? The nazis can invade, armed with little more than peanuts and insults, and Gen Z won't be able to cope. Maybe Powdered Toast Man?
  17. Zurp

    "We Choose to Go To The Moon!"

    This is how misinformation is spread. One person says something wrong, and then the rest of us sit back and let people believe it. This is the internet and I'm not going to let this happen, this time. The Germans beat us to the moon. On top of that, they were living there since WW2 ended...
  18. Zurp

    Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

    Was this in the news 2 years ago, or was this somehow covered up (by the team, or otherwise) since March 2024? Obviously, the accident and the death of the passenger is the worst part, but I'm curious about the cover-up, if any. If I'm an owner of an NFL team, I think that's my concern. You...
  19. Zurp

    "We Choose to Go To The Moon!"

    If you believe Neil deGrasse Tyson, what we've spent, historically, on space exploration, is a drop in the bucket compared to our federal budget. Something like... if you take a dollar bill and cut it at the percentage of our budget for space exploration, you aren't even cutting into the ink on...
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