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  1. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    1. They don't really have worse scandals than other teams. 2. They're just worse at hiding them and their PR department is better worse at smoothing them over. They really believe that Ohio State was paying players and disguising the payments as tattoos. They really believe that Connor Stalions...
  2. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Bryce, if you're listening, transfer to Western *ichigan. Beat the cheaters in 2026. Then, transfer to Eastern *ichigan, and beat the cheaters in 2027.
  3. Zurp

    Indiana Hoosiers (2025 National Champions)

    I do. If Oregon wins their first game, I expect Indiana to beat them, again. I also expected a 20-point win by the Buckeyes last weekend... so... take that prediction and put it wherever you want.
  4. Zurp

    Stupid two point conversions (SimpLLLLLe Jim loves 'em, and so does James Franklin)

    I guess it isn't going to kill them. They kicked a FG to win 29-28.
  5. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    You sound like a.... guy... who says what other people sound like. Nerd.
  6. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    You call that a "short answer". I call that "the answer". Your "no" is clear enough. Any words you say after that are just wasting your time and mine.
  7. Zurp

    Stupid two point conversions (SimpLLLLLe Jim loves 'em, and so does James Franklin)

    I'm watching the Thursday Night game. Bucs vs. Falcons. 28-14, 4th quarter, when the Falcons scored to make it 28-20. They tried to get 2, and failed. Fine. I get the analytics. If you get it, you just need another touchdown + 1 to win. If you fail, you have another chance to tie. But does it...
  8. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    HA! So... yeah... you fucked up and we had to fire you, per our University policy. And, you know... that whole thing where you've been accused of assault... yeah, that's pretty crazy. I know it's only accusations right now, but if 10% is true, we probably shouldn't even be talking to you. But...
  9. Zurp

    Cryin’ Sherrone "L" Moore (Coach Crash Out)

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/sherrone-moore-stalking-accusation-emerges-in-911-dispatch-audio/ar-AA1SaJKR?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=693b6a11df4e4d2190e42b5ddb78141f&ei=18 Stalking accusations now???
  10. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    I assume you're talking about Kobe Bryant? https://people.com/celebrity/kobe-presents-wife-4-mil-diamond-ring/
  11. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Exactly. Central *ichigan got more of a penalty than *ichigan from the last scandal. They're going to find out that this lady went to Ball State, and Ball State is going to get punished worse than *ichigan ever will. Petitti isn't going to investigate. NCAA isn't going to investigate. I'm 90%...
  12. Zurp

    Indiana Hoosiers (2025 National Champions)

    Unfortunately, if that kind of thing happens, he won't be in the national championship game. I don't think they can sleepwalk their way through 2 games to the national championship game.
  13. Zurp

    K Jayden Fielding (All B1G, National Champion)

    I don't care why he missed. We (not that I'm harassing him or anyone else) absolutely cannot do this. I don't care if he's a kid or an adult, an amateur or a pro. You can't act like this. We tell the kids to act like they've been here before. We need to do the same: act like we haven't won...
  14. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    I'm about 2 minutes in and you would think... (sorry if this is too political... delete or move if you need to) ...you would think Rich Eisen just reacted to Charlie Kirk's assassination.
  15. Zurp

    2025 College Football Playoffs Discussion (12 Team Format)

    If you want in the playoffs, it's pretty simple. There's 2 ways in: 1. Win your conference. Then, hope you're ranked as one of the 5 best conference winners. 2. Win your games. In some ways, #2 helps you to get #1. But not for Notre Dame. They're throwing all their eggs into Basket #2. Then...
  16. Zurp

    Notre Dame (football only discussion)

    I would go farther than just dumping their hockey team. I would say that the Big Ten needs to refuse to play Notre Dame in any sport. And the Big Ten will not play any team for 5 years after they play Notre Dame. Northern Illinois - if you want to play Notre Dame, fine. But you aren't playing...
  17. Zurp

    Bryce "L" Underwood (QB ttun, for now)

    What if he transfers to Sparty? And then goes 3-0 against *ichigan from then out? I, for one, would laugh a lot about that.
  18. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    I saw it mentioned briefly in this thread that maybe *ichigan covered this up until after signing day to try to keep their recruits. Does anyone thing that is at all a possibility? I mean... I do. Does the transfer portal open for them, the way it has opened for the rest of the players?
  19. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    1. I love that you used "doofus" as a verb. 2. Especially when explaining what Jay Paterno was doing. 3. I find it hilarious that Paterno was so pure that he couldn't have possibly had an accident. I mean, count how many of us haven't had an accident at some point. I think it was already...
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