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we're actually pretty good at dodging bullets from other people. it's the ones we fire into our own dicks that never seem to miss.

his agent in Jimmy Sexton. he's playing chess for all of his clients right now, not just Kiffin.

those don't go to LSU. ever. that's north Louisiana. southern Louisiana has either the Rouxgarou or the Honey Island Swamp Monster.

or what? they're gonna fire him?

we're hiring the original Leatherface?!!? that's actually pretty freaking awesome!

definitely “for cause”

he has them right where they almost always have been for the last two decades. 2007: 6-7 2008: 5-7 2010: 5-7 2013: 4-8 2015: 4-9 2017: 5-7 2018: 5-7 2019: 5-7 2021: 4-8 2023: 4-8 2025: 3-7 that's 6 straight coaches that have them 4-8 / 5-7 pretty much every year with an occasional blip here...

that you sir. I have a new one just for baseball I'm working on now.

that should read "The Governor" instead of LSU. He's basically typing up his own political obituary right now and is too stupid to even realize it. Hell he's somehow figured out a way to make me glad I left Louisiana. Scoot Woodward had the buyout secured (from private donors) and in his back...

from the very beginning of this fiasco, LSU has absolutely bungled the PR side of this shitshow at almost every step. if LSU had the goods on him to fire him for cause, they would have done so immediately. offering to negotiate tells me they like have something on him, but not enough to win...

had to do this week's Podcast solo. never did that before. not as easy as it looked like it would be. Roast Away, I can take it

pretty much. LSU job went from being pretty much universally considered the best job opening in the country this year to ... we're probably stuck with a Group of 5 guy. And not one of the good ones either.

this is Louisiana. Kelly will get $77 million. LSU will get get $45 million the governor will end up $20 million richer some judge will get a new Yacht and the lawyers will double all of that combined. and somehow at the same time, the money won't actually exist and won't come from anywhere and...

I realize you live really close to the Mississippi border, but I figured you would know more about how things work in the state of Louisiana. let me help you out. is a politician involved? if so, ignore actual common sense and laws. just follow the corruption money is a lawyer involved? if...

no, it's not. there is a reason Louisiana ranks dead last in every important statistical category in the country.

good ole Louisiana politics. capable of fucking up anything. and typically in new and interesting ways.

i coulda told you that before i knew he couldn’t Google

if you know the right code words, he have everything.

I mean you do openly root for the program that had the dirtiest scandal in the history of organized sport. swapping trinkets for free tattoos is just hard for me to ignore.

so LSU has a new president. his first move was to take the "interim" tag off Verge Ausberry to make him permanent AD. then immediately says he'll remove the tag and then assess the situation before deciding what direction we want to go. wtf does that even mean? also says he doesn't know much...