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@Thump has horrible technique.

See y'all at the high school games. Like IMG and other prep schools. Just designate different divisions for NFL regulation and be over with it. The main thing that has been lost in the last few decades is: Purity. That's the one thing we could gather around. Not a paycheck, NIL, or hookers...

Two huge assholes at SCum. Jim and Bo = Jimbo. Chef's kiss.

Only problem is the McDonald ice cream crack machine is almost always not working. #FIXTHATSHIT

Stop perspiring from your ass. Or lactating.

He said, she said. And he has money now. So, go Browns!

Michigan is in the Epstein files. Prove me wrong.

About time.

Trying to create a list of blue bloods involves random criteria. Longevity, championships, top wins, and other BS. Only thing OSU misses out on is bowl wins. Which are played in the South and coached by Cooper.

Just the intercontinental championship? Pussy. Satans' buttered ass is World champ.

Marcus Baugh v PSU is memorable.

I love ketchup, but hell no. Why not go with period blood smoothie? Same color and flavor probably.

Let the bleeding begin.

Don't fuck with stuff you can't deal with in waders. Toaster = Never know whats gonna pop up.

If I'm ever sure of anything, texas fans will feel treated horribly during their trip here. And they will side with scUM fans about us. At least, Arch is not radio (yet). But Sark isn't Mack either. Both lose a lot. 34-27 early prediction only because it's the first game and f*ng noon.

Only thing missing is a razor and michigan fans licking his nuts on Drew Hensons' body below him.

To tie into the thread, think of an ugly horned frog who couldn't get a mate. So they dressed up like other fluffy characters to attract insecure animals (people). And then ran the world financial banking system.

Someone who would have their ass beat years ago. Think Teddy Ruxpin come to life (and not Ted, adults).

He needs not be out on bail or under in-patient treatment until his court date. He can afford it. Dry his ass out and maybe he'll realize his actions killed someone. Plead guilty and throw yourself at the mercy of the court. But he does seem to be entitled, and he's doing none of that.