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  1. TDunk

    WR Brandon Inniss, Captain (National Champion)

    Hell, he inserted a foley into a male patient the other day at the Wexner med center. And then said, "That's Inniss the penis".
  2. TDunk

    Cleveland Guardians (2025 Season Thread)

    Fuck this team. Not feeling it. *I tend to be bad luck when watching em. So let's keep it going and hope everyone develops Taylors' bad knees and no live chickens.
  3. TDunk

    Alabama Crimson Tide (official thread of Football, Fake Championships and Banjo)

    Imagine missing Milroe. Tree strong coach.
  4. TDunk

    Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

    One time at band camp...
  5. TDunk

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    They already did a stupid remake of Red Dawn. Fuck the Wolverines!
  6. TDunk

    Auburn Football (Paying Players Before NIL + Scientology)

    Also helps having hookers on call.
  7. TDunk

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    Just like the Crane Kick.
  8. TDunk

    ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

    At the intersection of Bayless Dr.
  9. TDunk

    QB Art Schlichter (sad)

    Just kidding. Very interesting. My mom is a special needs psychologist. Got that deep thinking from her.
  10. TDunk

    X ... Twitter

    Damn. I could have worn my sexual harassment outfit. The restaurant is 15 minutes away from me.
  11. TDunk

    S Caleb Downs, Captain (All B1G, All-American, National Champion)

    Probably going to some dude from Florida who is drafted in the 5th round.
  12. TDunk

    Latest Celebrity 'Obit' posts

    Can we get AI to do this narrative in Morgan Freemans voice? "That was the longest night of macho mans life."
  13. TDunk

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    The D wore wristbands for the first (and maybe only time that season). And it was a home game against Tenn. A potential playoff team.
  14. TDunk

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    Talk about a whole new meaning to Beamer balls. Wristbands.
  15. TDunk

    Latest Celebrity 'Obit' posts

    Only thing missing is you cut a hole in the wrestling buddy and became a real American hero.
  16. TDunk

    Deion Sanders (HC Colorado, Father of SubPrime)

    The whole plumbing needs to be re-worked. He'll have a bag attached to his leg for the rest of his life. Fuck cancer.
  17. TDunk

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    Hey Pawl... Need more liver transplant donors.
  18. TDunk

    WR Jeremiah Smith (All B1G, B1G Frosh/WR of Year, All-American, 2025 Rose Bowl Off MVP, National Champion)

    File it to the no shit pile. Edit: But I hope he doesn't get it and somehow wins the Heisman.
  19. TDunk

    Higher Ed. firings and resignations

    Good? Or she fingered your butthole...
  20. TDunk

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    Rhett Butler just wants in be in the SEC.
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