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who do I want? or who do I think we fuck up and hire?

I think Lane stays in Oxford

Brian Kelly has already been written and sung about by August Campbell Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me You deserve all the credit...

he'll end up at Florida that's actually a pretty good fit

nah man! we gonna hire the bestest coach in the history of fooosball. were only gonna pay him the 87th highest salary in the country! and he only gets that is he wins games if he loses them he’ll make even less! and we gin’ rite the konrract in a way that makes it easy for us to fire his ass too!

LSU’s athletic department has been 100% self sufficient for at least a couple decades now. not only has LSU athletics not taken a single penny of tax payer money, nor any money from Student fees since before the turn of the century, the athletic side of the University transfers $3mil plus per...

oh not to worry. the governor already said he’s off limits because the optics of poaching a guy from an in state school aren’t good.

so now we have no AD. we have no president. and a governor going on any TV or Radio show that will have him in telling everyone that LSU isn’t cutting anymore fat contracts. in a span of 4 days we went from the best open coaching position in the country to Sunbelt level gig.

Rhythmic Slappy Valley would be great landing spot for Kelly

they had a President running the University when Joe was letting Sandusky fuck little boys in the locker room too.

the hell makes you think I meant he was going to stay in town? you don't think the beaches Kelly was on recently was anywhere on the Louisiana coast, do you?

want to know how odd this hurricane season has been for the gulf coast? I live in a goddamn desert in west Texas, less than 30 minutes from New Mexico order. I've spent more time in the "cone" than my family back home on the Louisiana Coast

he'd be perfect for them. he'll spend so much time on the beach or golf course that the assistant coaches can do whatever they want in the showers.

you really need some new material

Louisiana sets it's beer down and says:

rest assured, Louisiana is going to fuck this up royally. the right guy is out there and probably affordable (compared to past contracts). but we're not even going to call him.

LSU rehiring the guy they paid $17mil to take a hike would be the most LSU thing ever. I could have my dog shit in a bowl, add a little water and still beat the tomato guy. I changed my mind. THIS would be the most LSU thing ever.

that's why I'm laughing so much. he'd be .500 at best.

what's more amazing to me is that this type of stuff wasn't plastered all over the news at Notre Dame. I can imagine getting away with it for a long time at a small school at least. but at LSU, you're under a constant microscope. and I would have guessed that about ND too, but apparently not.

well he usually sounds like that anyway so