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  1. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    The college football playoff! VERY exclusive! Everyone Welcome! Killing off the bowl structure.. or assimilating it, maybe
  2. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 Polls

    So, looks like the idea is 12 blue bloods... No particular order.. Ohio State Michigan Alabama Nebraska LSU USC Probably A&M before Tejas, I guess (damn you Bear Bryant) Stanford or cal maybe Tennessee Oklahoma Wisconsin Pitt (because fuck Ped) Honestly, it's hard to come up with...
  3. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 Polls

    You can't be a blue blood if you used to be a women's college. I'd also say, having a winless season on yout resume should be disqualifying. I believe osu has never gone winless.
  4. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Game Thread THE GAME: tOSU at tCun, Sat. Nov. 29th, 12 pm ET, FOX

    This is a job for Evil Ryan Day. I don't ever want to see Ryan Day coaching against these cock-smokes again. Only Evil Ryan Day.
  5. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    Alan Turner the rapist? Wasn't he Brock Allen Turner the rapist? (Ed fina.... achoo)
  6. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Thread of BP kids

    When I joined I had a 7 year old, she's now 28, and a 2 year old, he's now 23. I was married to someone who I've now been divorced from for 13 years.... I've been remarried now for 10. My oldest stepson will turn 21 in a couple weeks and my youngest step son is 19 now. Aging sure is better...
  7. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    I liked it better when you posted pics of pole vaulters who's dad's didn't want said pictures posted all over the internet.
  8. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    Does memory serve that there's another investigation still going on? I know that CMU is, but I thought there was one more thing with scUM... maybe I'm thinking about Weiss.. and there won't be NCAA action out of that, I'd imagine.
  9. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    I will say this... my sense of frustration is certainly aggravated by the fact I'm a Buckeye, but if this was any other school, I'd still be able to make the argument above. I simply do not understand the COI's failure to see that. I suppose they'd rest on "there was not any ineligible...
  10. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    The fucking guy said it himself: "You don't put together an elaborate network called the 'KGB' ... spend tens of thousands of dollars ... unless you intend to gain a significant competitive advantage," Bay said. How the fuck do you punish the competitive adv... sorry... the SIGNIFICANT...
  11. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    That's the biggest head scratcher to me. The integrity of the competition just took a pretty major blow. It's why people are talking about walking away from CFB. I am not gonna go that far. I will still watch Ohio State football. I don't watch near as much CFB as I used to anyway, and I'll...
  12. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    Exactly. The scouting they did is "illegal" That alone means it confers a benefit beyond what the Rules say are permissible. I mean, you're not wrong about intent. It bolsters the argument, for sure. But I don't think you even need to get to intent.
  13. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    https://www.elevenwarriors.com/the-big-ten/2025/08/157295/ncaa-committee-on-infractions-didn-t-consider-vacating-michigan-wins-says-there-was-insufficient-evidence-sign-stealing OK, so... insufficient evidence to know if the outcome of games were affected. How about, as a matter of Rule, they...
  14. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    I do have to admit, I wish I had 8 figures to burn on some high school football player
  15. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    Money grubbing "Michigan man" had too many cheeseburgers, and not enough humility?
  16. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Latest Celebrity 'Obit' posts

    Last time I smoked in an airport was Amsterdam, probably around 2003? I had just flown across the Atlantic. I was passed out from a copious amount of booze, and when I came to, we were on thre ground. I get up and go to disembark (at this point some other passenger hands me my passport which I...
  17. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Latest Celebrity 'Obit' posts

    I smoked on airplanes. Crazy to think about that now. I cannot imagine being on a plane and several people are huffin heaters. We had a smoking area for students in high-school. We'd smoke and play hackey sack. Teacher, parents would walk past. Nobody batted an eye. To Dubs' point, I dont...
  18. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    CFP Game: #9 Tennessee at #8 tOSU, Sat 12/21/24, Rocky Top Massacre 42-17

    "Well, technically, you're only going to watch 2.5 quarters of a blow out...."
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