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And he gets laughed out of bars on Put-In-Bay for picking up fat chicks...

I don't think I've seen a more uncanny resemblance to cats in my entire life...

Tristan has a few more brain cells than JJ too. It's no secret why Hickson still wears velcro. As far as Irving goes, I'll take 7 assists to 1 turnover 10 times out of 10. I want to see great defense and assists offensively. Points will come. That being said...top five pick.

"I know you are but what am I?"

Linked from the Titus article I hope Phil wakes up Christmas morning with a stocking full of feces and vomit.

Wade got me my bar...the man is a miracle worker

Thank the Good Lawd Baby Jeebus they're gold with diamonds, because it would've been EXTREMELY difficult to get away with farting in a church with wooden pews. It reverberates down the bench faster than when Cecil took the money to the bank.

Does Cecil's church have wooden pews?

I'm no expert about Pre-Med or Pre-Law, but I do know a thing or two about Pre-Marital Relations. If anybody needs some advice, PM me.

It's actually the other way around, but ridiculous none the less. It should be a good game.

I'm trying to find the right word(s) to put into text after reading the lastest grand jury report and subsequent arrest of Sandusky. What I also find perplexing is that he was wearing Penn State gear. Mind boggling. "Are the cameras on? Okay...Hey everybody, look at me! I just got...

It really does give new meaning to the phrase "In a land far, far away" doesn't it? Everybody can do simple math here, but here is the breakdown for people who don't feel like doing it. First, a little perspective: the distance from the Earth to the Sun is approximately 93 million miles...

You forgot one point...

I wonder if Delonte is excited now that he can get health insurance for his 13 dependents!!!

Are you saying a Marcus Lattimoreless Gamecock squad isn't a good team?

I don't think I can take much more of Jim Mora's mouth wrapped around Bryant's scrotum...

At least the Seahawks' offense is just as bad...

Sadly, I agree

Did the announcer just say, "This looks like a high school game." on Hardesty's run?