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  1. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    I think that’s one of the top rules of cults. Dissent shall not be tolerated. Everyone must toe the line. We did not cheat. Everyone is out to get us. We are the victims.
  2. CincyInterloper

    Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

    From Wikipedia: "President Richard Nixon attended the game and established it as a national championship game by announcing he would award the winning team a presidential plaque declaring them 'the number-one college football team in college football's one-hundredth year.'"
  3. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    Here's another one. Not sure if it qualifies, but what the hell. Mazi Smith: Sentenced to a year of probation for gun crime, January 2023
  4. CincyInterloper

    Oregon Ducks (aka U of Nike)

    Never have truer words been spoken... I mean written... Or typed... You know what I mean.
  5. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    Don't underestimate Ono's ability to slither his way out of jams. I don't think he actually believes in anything other than satisfying his own narcissistic desires. My guess is his best option at this point would be to double down on his liberal bona fides and try and land at some small...
  6. CincyInterloper

    Florida Gators (official thread)

    Does anyone have any thoughts as to why Florida would even grant Santa Ono an interview? Is the job really so toxic that no legitimate candidates applied?
  7. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    That’s one of my favorite scenes. But I just realized something. Even if he had found it in a taxi cab, I think he would still have had to declare it as income.
  8. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    I'm kind of torn about this. I'd like to see Ono have the rug yanked out from under him, but I'd also like to see him wreck the University of Florida. I guess I should view it as a glass being half-full situation.
  9. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    Ono left UC in 2016 and spent six years at the University of British Columbia before taking the UM job. Seems like 4-6 years is about how long he can keep the grift going before having to move on.
  10. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    People have been trying to figure out what the fuck that guy was singing for decades, and you finally cracked it! Legend has it Doug Ingle himself couldn’t remember what he was singing when he heard it played back the next day because he was so drunk when they recorded it.
  11. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    I‘m sure Ono’s steady hand and steadfast commitment to integrity will quickly right the ship at the University of Florida.
  12. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    He is, however, stupid enough to be dumber than one.
  13. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    Right. But I think we should have a safe word.
  14. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    Unless, of course, that's what you are into.
  15. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    It sounds like maybe an offer has yet to be made. I'm holding out hope the Florida gig falls through and Ono finally becomes a victim of his own malfeasance.
  16. CincyInterloper

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    I would do it immediately. Get rid of all the bad actors as soon as possible before they have a chance to undermine my authority. Unleash a real blood-bath. Then I'd let everyone left know if they are still employed it means they are not part of the purge and I am depending on them to help...
  17. CincyInterloper

    Deion Sanders (HC Colorado, Father of SubPrime)

    I think the fine the NFL levied on the Falcons for the prank call is more than Shedeur stands to make his first year in the NFL.
  18. CincyInterloper

    Bill Belichick (HC North Carolina)

    You had me, then you lost me.
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