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Lets just say that I'm thankful for my spellchecker....

I am Jack's throbbing, porn-induced erection.

So that was you? Damn, man....

Note to self- never underestimate the rage and violent power of a clinically depressed poodle.

Hot opera chicks? You've got to talk about Sarah Brightman. Definitely HOT.

Nice. And I need a job- I'm there.

I'm in the same situation. I was let go at the end of November, which has never happened to me before, either. It sucks. I've been hitting the internet job boards hard, but I think one of the best things to do is get in with a few good recruiters. If they're good, they really have knowledge...

Congrats, man!!! Big accomplishment, you should be proud. :highfive::cheers::beer::banger:

I'm lactose intolerant, so you all suck; you and your favorite cheeses. My current favorite is "Veggie Delight" soy cheese. It's not bad if you use it with something, like on a sandwich or melted on pizza....

bump for scUM week.

How's this for a start to Monday? I get in at 8:10, and see in my e-mail inbox that my boss has scheduled a meeting for 8:00 am today. When did he schedule it? At 7:00 am..... Un-fuckin'-believable.

Most of the ones that drive me nuts are all at work, and my boss has an irritating habit of using words incorrectly just because they sound big and important. Phrases: "If you will" "at the end of the day" "low hanging fruit" "run with it" Words: Titrate- when he refers to rolling up or...

Big lines here in DE at 7:15 when I got in line.

"1001001, SOS; 1001001, in distress." -Rush, 'The Body Electric'