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No Bo = no TD. Facts!

Despite these defenses looking silly, there have been some solid hits by both today. I applaud them for trying to end eligibility early in the season for our benefit down the stretch.

He’ll always have a lucrative career in commercials.

Also, if Bo Jackson doesn’t start and end this game, they should fire everyone. The coaches don’t know better than we do, haven’t they figured that out yet?

I - O!

I love how their answer to this game is just to arm punt the fuckin’ thing. Been working so far.

20*

The jalapeños are really prunes with green dye. That should do the trick.

*cut to disappointed Vols guy in spiked pads*

Fucking Whisky…

Well, didn’t take long to shed that thought… Fuckin’ OU.

14-0. Make it 42-0 and I’ll wear a damn cowboy hat to bed.

They slob that SEC knob every year, despite the hard evidence they refuse to swallow.

Yes, but he plays for Texas.

The fact that the defense didn’t score on that drive is borderline Arch Manning levels of egregious. I don’t even know what the backups are doing in there if they aren’t ready for a pick six on every snap.

Peed on ‘em??

If we don’t rack up 100 by the end of the third, I’m putting on my Bama jersey and calling for the return of Saban to take over the head coaching job. Wait… is this not the BMW thread?

Incomplete. Fire everyone?