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I am awesome!

Make sure you see Tijuana. Lovely this time of year.

Cannonball Run 2.

I wish I could :(. Laura won't let me until I learn to "chew my food completely". What a nag.

"Conjunction Junction." Very educashunal.

Hall & Oates. I just love "Elvira"!

A soft pretzel with mustard. I'm thinking of having the kitchen staff cook me up a shark sandwich. I didn't know they'd make me whatever i want until I saw that movie "The Contender". A lady vice president...that's just silly.:slappy:

It's spelled "internet" Al. Maybe if you could spell, you'd be president right now.

Shut up hippie. Nobody's afraid of a man who's afraid of oil.:roll1:

No, they picked me as their leader jackass. Where'd that can of AquaNet go?

I'm the boss of me.

Isn't Oprah that book lady?

This all sounds very suspicious. I'm keeping my eye on all of you.

I never really understood his books.

That's my mom asshole.:grr:

Why didn't anybody wake me up for this thread?:grr:

That movie confused me. Must be a rap thing.

Everybody knows all the hot ass is in Texas. The young republican sluts in D.C. aren't half bad either.

Yeah, sure. Whaddaya say we bury the hatchet? I'll let ya sit at the desk if you can beat me at a thumb wrestling match. I gotta warn ya though, I'm gettin' pretty good. When I can actually track down Cheney, me and him have some epic battles. He always disappears like forever when he wins...

Yeah, sure. Bring that lesbian daughter of yours...wait that's Cheney, nevermind. Just bring a few cans of AquaNet and some incense ya damn hippie.