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I bet Tipper can ride the hell out of the bologna pony. What's the word Al? She into swinging? Martha will break your back if you don't bring it right.

Hillary is doing her pilates again.

Donny, have you ever received a Dirty Sanchez? Martha loves em. I think Hillary loves to give em.

Thank you for the PM advice Donny. Your point about the plastic toilet is taken. Hard cheese poop will definitely crack the bowl.

Mr. Clinton, can you make potpies? Speaking of bitches, where is that Donny guy that started this thread? I need advice on redecorating my double-wide.

I grew hemp. I cannot tell a lie, it was not for medical purposes. Reese Cup anyone? Martha, change the bong water and make me a pot pie. Where is Clinton? Bitch lying that he never inhaled...shooooooooot.

Nixon, it must suck donkey nuts that people can call you dick and you can never know their true context. Anyone got a few Magnums I can get...riding out with the Kennedys and Clinton. They said something about happy hour and a party at Charlie Sheen's crib.

Bill said yours smelled like mothballs and vinegar.

That is Hillary's snatch...

However, I am THE MAN, Numero Uno, the original, on the dollar bill, yada, yada, yada... I could wash my face with a cheese grater and still get more ass than you could ever dream of getting. Now, wannabe, go get me my coffee and maybe I'll give you a discount on a White House tour, bitch.

Well, nobody wanted to tell you this, but its that fucking square head of yours...it scares the hell out of the ladies and nobody gets any ass.

Martha loved it at the swinger party. I had to put her in the gimp suit for a week just to get her to shut the hell up.

Eh, go have another drink ya mook. You still wearing that yellow corset for Hoover?

Cheese makes my poop hard.

Try Clinton's brother, he usually has a stash on him.

Ronald you senile dumbfuck, you misspelled your own name. No wonder Nancy always said no. Stupid shit.

Martha just puts lotion on mine when its sore. Jack, you still burning when you pee?

Donny, I cannot tell a lie, you suck donkey dick.