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I'd like to shoot one right in Jackie O's mizzouth beyotch.

If you are referring to that skank Hillary nodding on my rod, you would be correct.

This one. Bitches.

Who the hell told her she could get out of the gimp suit?? Bitch bout to feel the pain now... Shut the hell up kid. We've ALL seen your mom's asshole.

My CIA connections found these: LloydSev on "Hot or Not" #164 Lloyd's OKCupid Personal Ad UBRIS profile with wonderful poetry

That's a good little hippie-boy. Surrender accepted.

I realize that the mushrooms you ate for breakfast are likely clouding your mind with beautiful streaks of color by now, but I do feel the need to tell you that was possibly the worst comeback of all-time. You better take another hit and try to forget about today.

Looks like you now know how your wife really got those splinters in her thighs.

Ask your wife, Cheech.

After the horse semen incident, she has become quite the prude. I'll get her in the gimp suit and put her back in the closet for a few days to break her down. I'll get back to you when she's ripe again.

You can have Martha for $44 instead of the regular $77.

Bout flippin time somebody recognized it. Martha's been marinating in the gimp suit since last night. I love special days. Hurry up Clinton, I need a buzz before we get this party started.

That's what she said.

Like the ones your skank women dance for right? Easy now kid. It was the government who gave you three hots and a cot during your "penance." You should be thanking us for raising the standards of incarceration.

Is there something wrong with that?

Don't make me come off the top turnbuckle again Chester... Do you know who I am? These moderators ain't shit compared to the #1 big dog...I am the one who built this country. Piss on some petty moderators.

I cannot tell a lie, Martha and I just finished making 6 hours worth of home movies if you get my drift. Look for one of my spybots to spam this forum with a link later.

Just wanted to thank Wild Bill and Hillary for the Jurassic Park Swinger's party last night... Martha loved every minute of it and is looking forward to her next group "session." We do need to have more change available next time though. I wasn't finished tipping ole Chester when he was...

What the fuck kind of word is this you mook? Take your ass back to the third world and start building up your damn grass hut bitch. Does your country even participate in the Olympics? Hell no. You suck.

Donny believes in taxation without representation...and inbreeding.