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Wade got me my bar...the man is a miracle worker

Thank the Good Lawd Baby Jeebus they're gold with diamonds, because it would've been EXTREMELY difficult to get away with farting in a church with wooden pews. It reverberates down the bench faster than when Cecil took the money to the bank.

Does Cecil's church have wooden pews?

I'm no expert about Pre-Med or Pre-Law, but I do know a thing or two about Pre-Marital Relations. If anybody needs some advice, PM me.

It's actually the other way around, but ridiculous none the less. It should be a good game.

I'm trying to find the right word(s) to put into text after reading the lastest grand jury report and subsequent arrest of Sandusky. What I also find perplexing is that he was wearing Penn State gear. Mind boggling. "Are the cameras on? Okay...Hey everybody, look at me! I just got...

It really does give new meaning to the phrase "In a land far, far away" doesn't it? Everybody can do simple math here, but here is the breakdown for people who don't feel like doing it. First, a little perspective: the distance from the Earth to the Sun is approximately 93 million miles...

You forgot one point...

I wonder if Delonte is excited now that he can get health insurance for his 13 dependents!!!

Are you saying a Marcus Lattimoreless Gamecock squad isn't a good team?

I don't think I can take much more of Jim Mora's mouth wrapped around Bryant's scrotum...

At least the Seahawks' offense is just as bad...

Sadly, I agree

Did the announcer just say, "This looks like a high school game." on Hardesty's run?

I agree, great post! or Great post, I agree! I can't remember which is which. Is it finally Friday yet?

The movie was embarrassingly bad. The human race...on the verge of enslavement...is saved by a group of six, maybe seven soldiers!!!!! In the city of Chicago, I mean Milwaukee, I mean Washington D.C., I mean back to Chicago these brave warriors somehow maneuver their way past the Decepticons...

Christian makes plays. He doesn't make plays. That's natural progression. He's young, but he's going to be a great player when it's all said and done. What I don't appreciate about his play is that I always see him having to be pulled away from the pile after the whistle blows. There is...

Aside from my old man's epic and historic flatulence at the most sadistic inopportune times... Nothing is more embarassing than having your dad show up to every single football, basketball, and baseball practice from little league through senior year of high school wearing a Cleveland Indians...

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